The Ultimate Outsource

All those Left wing and socialist assholes ensconced within the moribund newsrooms of various MSM outlets are suddenly finding themselves the subject of the ultimate outsourcing:

CBS Said to Consider Use of CNN in Reporting
By TIM ARANGO
CBS, the home of the most celebrated news division in broadcasting, has been in discussions with Time Warner about a deal to outsource some of its news-gathering operations to CNN, two executives briefed on the matter said Monday.

Over the last decade, CNN has held intermittent talks with both ABC News and CBS News about various joint ventures. But during the last several months, talks with CBS have been revived and lately intensified, according to the executives who were given anonymity because of the confidential nature of the negotiations.

Broadly speaking, the executives described conversations about reducing CBS’s news-gathering capacity while keeping its frontline personalities, like Katie Couric, the CBS Evening News anchor, and paying a fee to CNN to buy the cable network’s news feeds.

Darn. It couldn’t happen to a nice bunch of elitists. And that Katie Couric? What a reporter!

BZ
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7 thoughts on “The Ultimate Outsource

  1. LOL! I can tell you really feel sorry for them! 😉

    Katie Couric, gag! No, wait a minute. Katie Couric should be gagged! She is so cutesy, don’t you think? Well, she obviously thinks she is. Perhaps I’m being unfair. I haven’t watched her in ages. Perhaps she’s changed? Perhaps it’s freezing in hell too. 🙂

  2. gayle said…
    Perhaps I’m being unfair. I haven’t watched her in ages. Perhaps she’s changed?
    ****************
    No, you’re not being unfair, she hasn’t changed, truth is truth…

  3. I’m kinda thinking, “Big deal.”

    One liberal news outlet supplying another liberal news outlet with the same news either one of them would have reported individually.

    Probably will accelerate the final descent. Good riddance.

  4. Ranando: that very well could be true. But I bet there were a lot of stained shorts over the past weekend!

    Gayle: Couric — you know, that bastion of TRUTH and JUSTICE!

    TF: ain’t it!

    Henry: I was only thinking in terms of “pink slips” handed out! Har!

    BZ

  5. Cable Sales rep: “How would you like your news: Left, Far Left, Communist, or CNN?”

    Customer: “Oh, I’ll go as far left as possible and take CNN, they supported Saddam, right?”

    Cable Sales rep: “Would you like fries with that happy meal?”

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