NASCAR: Too Damned White

It needs more blacks, more females, more Mexicans, more Tongans, more crazed Albanian dwarves, more flame-tattooed female transexual Ecuadorian rubber fetishists with mullets, bad haircuts, long-sleeved flannel shirts and biker wallets on a chain.

I mean, you can fit a burka or hijab under a Simpson hooked up to a HANS, can’t you?

Let me see if I’ve got this right:

NASCAR, if anyone actually admits it, stems from white southern bootleggers and rumrunners in hopped-up cars transporting illegally-manufactured alcohol from various stills during Prohibition, in an attempt to avoid arrest from local law enforcement. That is its clear point of origin, like it or not. And yes, most if not all of these drivers were white.

In the NBA, where is our Larry Byrd? Where is sports equality?

Would it perhaps have something to do with “the best athlete gets the job?”

Nah.

BZ
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8 thoughts on “NASCAR: Too Damned White

  1. Ya know, it’s not that NASCAR won’t accept Blacks, it most Blacks don’t want to be associated with NASCAR…

    All I can tell em is, you don’t know what you;re missing…

  2. Fred: go fast, turn left.

    ABF: I’ll make an amazing revelation here. I’ve been teaching driver training to law enforcement and various emergency responders for years, and have taught at the FBI’s TEVOC, FLETC’s Glynco, GA course, for CHP and now for my own agency’s driving site. The absolute WORST drivers I’ve EVER seen were Asians, and female. Males are bad; females are geometrically worse. One Asian female almost killed one of my instructors about two years ago; an Asian male almost killed another local agency’s instructor roughly a year ago.

    You see some kind of Asiatic driver anywhere near you? Beware. And I ain’t kidding; these aren’t “rumors,” these are truths and I have the 25+ years experience to back it up.

    Some Asian dude running NASCAR? Don’t make me fuckin’ laugh.

    BZ

  3. I’m out of my element here so I’ll just say “Hi, BZ” and have a great weekend!

    By the way, have you guys ever been in Germany? There’s no speed limit on the Autobahn. You’d love it! That’s about the only thing to love about Germany anymore… that and the scenery.

    Okay… I’m leaving now…

  4. BZ, that must be why when #1 Marine son got his license to drive a hummvee in Korea he was told it is the second most dangerous place in the world to drive. 😉 He said they have no concern for life, limb, or traffic laws.

  5. NASCAR is white for the same reason the NHL is white. Non-whites don’t show as much interest in it, but a talented nonwhite who gives it a shot can make it in either sport.

  6. OIITF: ain’t it, though?

    Gayle: on the Autobahn the GSP have not only 600hp MBZs to keep up with the flow, but the occasional Ferrari and Porsche 911 GT3’s.

    MinuteMom: if Korea is only the SECOND worst place to drive in the world via a HummVee, then what the HELL is the WORST place to drive?? I shudder to think of the answer. . .

    BZ

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