Jury Award

Finally, there is some justice in this world:

Jury Awards Father $2.9 Million in Funeral Protesters Case
By ALEX DOMINGUEZ
Associated Press Wednesday, October 31, 2007; 4:04 PM

BALTIMORE (AP) — A federal jury on Wednesday awarded the father of a fallen Marine $2.9 million in compensatory damages after finding a fundamentalist Kansas church and three of its leaders liable for invasion of privacy and intent to inflict emotional distress for picketing the Marine’s funeral in 2006.

Albert Snyder of York, Pa., sued the Westboro Baptist Church for unspecified monetary damages after members staged a demonstration at the March 2006 funeral of his son, Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, who was killed in Iraq.

Church members routinely picket funerals of military personnel killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, carrying signs such as “Thank God for dead soldiers” and “God hates fags.”

I had posted prior about Phelps and his Westoboro Baptist Church, when radio talk show host Mike Gallagher offered to trade air time to Shirley Phelps-Roper in exchange for her agreement to keep the WBC protestors from the funerals of the five Amish girls executed in their Pennsylvania school back in October of 2006.

In my opinion I still, to this date, cannot think of the requisite words for Phelps, his congregation (consisting primarily of his inbred and brain-damaged relatives and their dolorous and genetic-mutant children) and family. When I think of Phelps, I immediately conjure up the classic line from “The Exorcist“: “Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.” Now apply that to FP and the WBC.

This connate and incestuous conglomeration of about 75 members will end up sucking anonymous cocks in order to pay the demanded settlement — both female and male.

There is little or nothing of which I can think that equals the base bastards and bitches constituting the WBC. Except perhaps child molesters and kitten burners.

BZ

Hillary

Three points about Hillary:

1. Hillary WILL Be The Demorat Nominee:

Make your mind up now; she is the enemy you shall have to fight.

2. The Other Demorats Pale In Comparison:

The very first question out of the box from Matthews to Obama Osama left him a massive opening: unload on Hillary in person in the same fashion you’ve unloaded outside her presence, but in the media. And Obama Osama sucked his balls up into his body cavity and became an immediate pussy. The shot was there; he refused to take it. Hillary has more balls than the rest of the collective Demoratic candidates.

And they know it. You should too.

3. Hillary Is Not Omniscient:

The last Demorat debate clearly indicates Hillary isn’t Bill. And make no mistake: Hillary is NOT Bill: he is smarter. And she is much more Left than he is. Hillary, as is clear now, cannot perform under pressure when she is not briefed to the Nth degree over every possible question she could encounter.

Adam The Cat


I’m tired of bad news; how about some uplifting news (thanks Dave!) for a change? From The Press Democrat (Sonoma and Santa Rosa, CA):

Burned cat finds permanent home
By RAYNE WOLFE, THE PRESS DEMOCRAT

It won’t feel any different to Adam the cat, but from this day forward, Sonoma County’s most famous cat has a permanent home.

It’s the same house in which he rested each night under the watchful eye of his nurse, Tina Wright, of Animal Hospital of Cotati.

The little black cat is well enough after five months of surgeries and skin grafts to be officially adopted.

“I gave it a lot of thought because I have other pets, but what I realized is that he has bonded so strongly to me, I just didn’t want to break that bond,” said Wright, who will adopt the cat.

The cat was found in a cage on June 21, severely burned over 45 percent of his body, on the banks of Paulin Creek in Santa Rosa’s Apple Valley neighborhood. Two teenaged girls were arrested in connection with the crime. (How heinous can this be?! Any of my readers care to donate a cup of gas for some select girls?)

The little cat lost his tail, the tops of his ears and most of the muscle mass on his back and garnered fans around the globe for his fighting spirit.

Even as good wishes continue to arrive for his recovery, his life will now gravitate away from the hospital setting and more toward settling into his home.

At seven months old, Adam may look a bit on the small side, but the folks at Forgotten Felines are expecting him to live a long and happy life. A $40,000 medical fund, built from donations, paid for his care and will continue to pay for any future medical care.

I was ready for a story with a happy ending. And Adam has his own video; go here.

BZ

Intemperate

Perhaps it would be intemperate of me, but I would suggest the following solution regards my Secretary of State Condi Rice’s recent crossing with a Code Pink Loon:

I find it reprehensible that this bitch wasn’t immediately dumped to the ground, poste haste, with a Tazer, with a 7.62 round to the temple as suggested, or even a righteous FN 5.7 X 28mm handgun.

Someone needs to be fired for this lack of protection, because I pay tax dollars to protect my Secretary of State, no matter where she goes. Anyone besides me, examining this photo, thinking: Condi has nerves of steel?
BZ