Hillary’s accomplishments

Hillary AccomplishmentsWe’ve had to listen to Obama’s voice for almost eight years now.  There isn’t one day where Obama can leave the people of the United States alone and shut the hell up.

Can you imagine, then, having to listen to Shrillary Clinton speak every day for at least four years?  I’d rather listen to Fran Drescher narrate the Cleveland phone book or have a parakeet training record set to repeat hour after hour.

Still and all, just what is it that Hillary Rodham Clinton has actually accomplished, as Senator, and/or as Secretary of State?  Name something.  Just one major thing.  Besides, of course, showing up and cashing her checks.

This was asked of a focus group in Iowa.  Here are the numerous things they had to list regarding Hillary Rodham Clinton’s massive list of significant accomplishments (thanks to Hugh Hewitt for making me aware of the sound bite):

Oh, that’s right.  She showed up for work, mostly, and cashed her checks.

Let’s listen to this again — and from fellow-Hillary-friendly Demorats:

Mediaite.com helped us out on the question. (note to Mediaite: you have to think of a better name.  Mediaite just plain sucks.)

Halperin Finds Iowa Democrats Can’t Name Hillary Accomplishments as Secretary of State

by Andrew Kirell

For his With All Due Respect show on Bloomberg TV, Mark Halperin sat down with a focus group of Iowa Democratic voters to discuss Hillary Clinton‘s prospects for the 2016 presidential election.

While the group fawned over the former First Lady’s personality and politics (one called her a “bad mama jama”), they were stumped when Halperin asked them to name a single accomplishment of Hillary Clinton’s during her tenure as Secretary of State.

The responses ranged from “I really can’t name anything off the top of my head” to “Give me two minutes” to “I honestly can’t say I followed along everything that was going on” to outright “No.”

Uh, hello?  (taps on microphone)  Isn’t this what all the Conservatives — myself included — have been saying for years?

Name just one thingie.

Ah yes.  No one can.

Hillary Rodham Clinton: as accomplished as Barack Hussein Obama when elected, only much, much older and as appealing and cuddly as an eastern diamondback rattler.

BZ

P.S.
BZ apologizes to eastern diamondback rattlers.

Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

A few questions for Hillary, a “woman of the people.”

Hillary Clinton FacialHillary:

How much does a quart of milk cost?
How much does a loaf of bread cost?
How much does a gallon of gas cost?
How much does it cost to subscribe to NetFlix?
What does it cost to change the oil in your car?
What does ground round cost per pound?

She won’t have an answer for any of that.  People who actually have to pay for their lives and aren’t coddled or swaddled by the government will know all those answers.

Hillary hasn’t driven a car herself since the early 90s.  She has had chauffeurs for over 25 years.  Government chauffeurs.

With her ancient face, her little blunted teeth, her poorly applied makeup, her wattled neck, her shakily-applied lipstick.

BZ

 

Hillary arrogant: “I’ll ponder it.”

How much longer can Hillary Clinton avoid pointed questions?

Apparently as long as she continues her naked arrogance and the American Media Maggots choose to shield her.  This exchange between Hillary and Ed Henry (of that Evil Fox News) whom, she knew, wanted to ask a question that was not coated in pillowy, downy soft fabric:

This occurred at a bike shop in Cedar Falls, Iowa, where the dripping condescension could be cut with a knife.

Hillary completely avoids “sit down” interviews.  Further:

Hillary could never survive an interview with a serious journalist who would first, ask pointed questions and, second, hit her with follow-up questions and not allow her simply to pontificate and dodge.

She knows it.

Ed Henry Waits And TweetsEd Henry, who had a room across from Clinton in an Iowa hotel, even “camped out” in hopes of scoring some kind of interaction with the presidential candidate.  No soap.

Henry said:

ED HENRY: We had been through one of these campaign events after another, getting monotonous, one city after another. Roundtables. All candidates, Democrats and Republicans, are able to do their talking points, but we’ve gone 27, 28 days without a question. That’s why I just jumped in. I tried to do it respectfully when there was a pause in what she was saying and politely said, will you take questions from us? She was taking questions from her supporters who lobbed softballs. She eventually, after that funny moment where she said I’m pondering it, she pondered then marched to the back of the room and took five or six questions. 

It’s clear that Hillary’s handlers are keeping her away from any form of a serious interview.  She only speaks to pre-vetted groups who have been forced to give up their cell phones and submitted to screening.

For how long can she be efficiently shielded from actual questions?

BZ

 

Narcing for insults

SNITCHES GET STITCHES“narced” and “narcing” (verb)

To have previously been a ‘narc’ and basically ‘tattled’ on someone

Ex: “That bitch narced on me…not cool.”

At one time, according to Leftists, an extremely uncool thing to do.

Now, it’s a good thing if it involves snitching on people who may have “insulted” someone in college, or an institution of “higher” (particularly in Colorado or Washington) yearning.

Now, from the NationalReview.com:

University Launches Insult-Reporting System That Records Offenders’ Social Security Numbers

by Katherine Timpf

It’s for students’ ‘safety.’

The University of Colorado-Boulder has launched an online system where students can report people who make “hurtful statements” — and it’s so intense that it even asks for offenders’ Social Security numbers. This “Bias Incident Reporting” system is intended to “address the impact of demeaning and hurtful statements as well as acts of intolerance directed towards protected classes,” according to the school’s website.

What did I tell you?  This example hails from Colorado.

Bias reports are evaluated by the school’s “Bias Incident Response Team” which includes representatives from the office of the dean of students, the Office of Victim Assistance, and even the campus police. The reporting form asks for the meanie-head’s name, gender (better get it right!), e-mail, address, date of birth, phone number and student ID number (if the meanie-head is a student) or a Social Security and/or driver’s license number (if the meanie-head is someone else). It includes a link for “pre-authorized users” to obtain this information if they don’t have it, and the school promises to “track” and “document” all of the reports.

Only the BIRT knows.

But wait; what do we know about social security numbers?  Oh yes, that’s right.  Control a SSN and you control or rewrite that person’s life for life.

As in: Identity Theft.

Let us continue, shall we?

The reporting form asks for the meanie-head’s name, gender (better get it right!), e-mail, address, date of birth, phone number and student ID number (if the meanie-head is a student) or a Social Security and/or driver’s license number (if the meanie-head is someone else). It includes a link for “pre-authorized users” to obtain this information if they don’t have it, and the school promises to “track” and “document” all of the reports.

Meaning: we know who you are and where you’ve been and now we know what you say and, moreover, what you think.

The Dream Police are finally here.

And here’s the deal:

UC – Boulder defines a “bias incident” as “any conduct or expression in which an individual or group is intentionally targeted and that demeans, degrades or harasses an individual or group based on the actual or perceived basis of race, color, national origin, sex, pregnancy, age, disability, creed, religion, sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, veteran status, political affiliation, or political philosophy of another individual or group of individuals.”

Narc your friend, narc your chick, narc your buddy, narc your partner, narc your carpet-muncher, narc anyone.  Destroy on sight.

Then, of course, go back to your dope.

Good luck investigating this bullshit, UoC.

“Proclaimed in the fog of dope, it was.”

Just remember: thousands upon thousands of your darker brethren have been shot and killed for much less.

But hey, who cares?

BZ