Military walks back Bergdahl

Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2015 by BZ

Because it “somehow” got out to the media that Army authorities are “considering” charging Bowe Bergdahl, the Spite House got wind of the coverage and lit up the telephone lines to the Pentagon and US Army Chief of Staff General Raymond Odierno.

The phone call went something like this:

SPITE HOUSE SWITCHBOARD: General, please hold for the president of the United States.

(15 minutes go by)

(clicks)

OBAMA: Ray?

ODIERNO: Yes, Mr President?

OBAMA: Do you like your budget, Ray?

ODIERNO: Yes, Mr President.

OBAMA: You like your job? Your retirement?

ODIERNO: Yes sir, Mr President.

OBAMA: You like making me look stupid, Ray?

ODIERNO: No sir, Mr President.

OBAMA: Then you put a cork in that shit about Bergdahl and walk it back in the next fifteen minutes. Or your budget will be cut by half and you can kiss your job and retirement goodbye.

(pause)

OBAMA: Are you understanding me, Ray? Getting through?

ODIERNO: Yes sir. Loud and clear sir.

(Obama slams down phone.)

Major General Ronald Lewis, the Army’s head of public affairs, said that report, and another from Fox News, were “patently false.”

Patently false. Right.

The Army just got its ass scalded because it made Obama look like what he is: ignorant, naive and incompetent.

Bowe Bergdahl to be charged: desertion

Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2015 by BZ

And with that, do you suppose Mr Obama will remove his tie again and make the announcement in the Rose Garden with Bergdahl’s loving parents looking on?

Ta-ta, Bowe. See you in Leavenworth.

Asshole.

P.S.
Exchanging Bergdahl for five Taliban leaders from Gitmo doesn’t appear quite so wonderful a trade now, does it, Mr Obama?

Susan Rice said Bowe Bergdahl “served the United States with honor and distinction.”

Liar.

Creating panic in NYC

Posted on Monday, January 26, 2015 by BZ

Thanks, Mayor De Blasio, for creating panic in your city, proclaiming that the sky is literally falling and the city will undergo the worst blizzard in the past thousand years.

Good God, man, it’s only snow.

On the other hand, those of you who insist on squeezing yourselves into Demorat-run Herring Enclaves, good for you. Keep it up. More Lebensraum for me.

P.S.
Live shot just outside Whole Foods in NYC.

From the lips of Al Gore to God’s ears:

Posted on Monday, January 26, 2015 by BZ

You’ll love this, from the DailyCaller.com:

Al Gore: Spend $90 Trillion To Ban Cars From Every Major City In The World

by Michael Bastasch

Former Vice President Al Gore and former Mexican President Felipe Calderon are pushing for $90 trillion in spending to ban cars from every major city in the world and make them more dense.

Gore and Calderon presented a report from the Global Commission on the Economy & Climate (GCEC) and argued that fighting global warming will require making cities more compact and wholly reliant on public transit. This is the only way to make sure urban areas don’t contribute to global warming, the two politicians argued.

What did I tell you? Leftists want to shove you all like the good little herring you could be into massive high-rises with more little tin can apartments.

It’s already happening in New York, with the so-called “trendy” apartments of 450 square feet to 200 square feet. You can swim in a public swimming pool, exercise in a public gym, piss in public restrooms, pack like straws into a public elevator, and acquire public diseases in a much lesser time. How au courant! How perfect for the Religious Left, who eschew energy facts in favor of mere belief. I believe, Great Gaia, I believe! Hallelujah, I believe, praise Gore!

GOWPs will go for it in a heartbeat, the guilty Millennials that they are. What’s the downside? Lord knows there’s no more space available in NYC.

Who needs cars when we can mandate that we eliminate cars wholesale and build more micro-apartments?

GCEC’s study says that “more compact, better-connected cities with strong mass transit systems will help policy-makers tackle these pressing challenges. Such cities are more productive, socially inclusive, resilient, cleaner, quieter and safer.”

Really? What happens when your electricity dies in a blackout or runs out? What happens when the water treatment system tanks? What happens when sanitation workers or transit workers or public service workers go on strike? What happens when your internet and satellite systems go down?

“Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.”

And rats you will all be.

You ignorant dupes.

“Go with Gore, my sons.”

Col Allen West names what cannot be named by Obama

Posted on Sunday, January 25, 2015 by BZ

First, the video:

Why is it that one black man can speak the obvious, whilst the other cowers in contemptible, base fear?

Oh, that’s right, one man actually served his country, actually graduated college (and has the transcripts to prove it) and has held actual jobs requiring accountability and responsibility in his life.

“Islamic terror.” The Lord Voldemort of phrases in the Obama Administration.

“Well, first of all, I think that we have to come to understand that when tolerance becomes a one-way street, it leads to cultural suicide,” West said above. “We are in a war against Islamic Fascism.”

Col West points out in his own article:

As reported by The Daily Caller, “When Islamic terrorists expressly tell their victims why they’re being attacked, our mainstream media will do anything to cover it up. They’ll change the subject, they’ll blame the victims… they’ll even stealth-edit their own copy.”

How is it we can win any war when we cannot even name or define our enemies?

Mr Obama is beyond despicable. He is the number one primary threat to this country.

And I will name him as such.

Bloviating Zeppelin

Right thinking from a Left brain.

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