An ode to Ken

Sheriff Helo InteriorA former beat partner of mine passed away this week, at the age of 64.  He was only a brief bit of time older than me.

He retired roughly seven years ago or so.  He became a Sergeant and worked Patrol as a supervisor for a number of years.  He gained his stripes prior to me.

Before that, he was a helicopter pilot for the US Army following Vietnam and he also flew helos for the department, to include the Hughes 300 and the Hughes 500.  Two completely different crafts.  And he was a damned good pilot.  Safe and sane.  Measured and calculating.  He didn’t take chances.  He respected the air and the machine.

I can clearly remember he told me this one day: he left Aero because he realized his time was running out.  He had pushed the life span envelope sufficiently that he believed he was only a minute or two from a really stunning and impressive conflagration and crash.  So he left helos.

We worked District 4 together and for roughly three years.  It was one of the finest times of my life.  I smile just thinking about Ken and me and Gene and Steve and Jerry and Steve and Dave.

I became an RTO, then an FTO, and transferred to Detectives.  In the meantime, Ken stayed in Patrol and then passed the exam for Sergeant.

All through that, Ken had a demon: alcohol.  His demon was large and weighed numerous hundreds of pounds.  And he was given chances to overcome that demon — that he never quite surpassed.  Administratively.

Ken was a massively likeable guy; no one ever refuted that.  But his drinking began to affect his work life and his personal life.  Concurrently, his wife Char — a radio dispatcher for the department — contracted breast cancer (which she beat) — and now is suffering from bone cancer.  And the passage of her husband.  I understand her predicament.

Ken was a great guy.  His wife Char was also a wonderful woman and supported Ken every chance she got.  I supervised her in Communications when I was a Newbie Sergeant.  She made my life much easier than it could have been — whilst, simultaneously, the other dispatchers and call-takers made my life a massive and throbbing blastocyst of living Hell.  The life of a Comm Sergeant back then was a thing of distaste and hopelessness.  Char helped me out.  I should have told her that.  But I never did.

Char, I’m telling you here: I appreciate you more now than you’ll likely ever know.

Ken and I meshed because we were both verbose and we were intelligent, and had a great time in Patrol, often at the expense of the various mouth-breathers we encountered..  He was roughly my size — a little less bulky — and we both knew we wouldn’t win fights if we were pugilistic every day on every call.  We had to be smarter and more cunning and more insightful.  In summation, we had to be manipulative via our brains and not our guns or our batons or our OC or our physical strength.  Because that’s what we had available to us in Patrol, and nothing more.

Oh yes; and a radio.

At the time, I worked out with weights and was benching 300 pounds.  I had and have always had an issue with avoirdupois.  In Patrol, I was slim and nasty and what Joe Wambaugh would describe as a Street Monster.  But Ken was slimmer and more svelte and quicker and the asshole always made me look like an ignorant rock.

Fuck you, Ken.  Bastard.

One day we decided to shave off our moustaches.  I had, up to that point, possessed a moustache since I was 17.  He had just turned 40 (slightly ahead of me, thank God!) and challenged me during his birthday party.  He would shave off his moustache if I would shave off mine.  I bought the premise.  So did he.  We both admitted later that we had made a huge mistake.  I felt as naked as the day I was born.  He did too.

That was the only time in my life that I’d been without a moustache.  And only Ken could have gotten me to do that.

I repeat at the risk of being repetitive: bastard.

Now I have to tell you this story.

One afternoon, we got a call of a burglary alarm at a dentist’s office near Marconi and Walnut, on the west side of Walnut.  We both arrived simultaneously.  He took the back and I took the front.  We were the only two units available for the call though — now — such a call would demand three or four or more units.

A bit of background: a burglary alarm call in the morning, on day shift, would be expected.  Every department pisses away valuable Patrol resources on alarm calls every morning — usually activated by people going to work and messing up the alarm codes.

However, on Swing Shift — the 1500 to 0100 hrs shift — a burglary or robbery alarm call took on an entirely different meaning altogether.  They were customarily valid.  Especially on weekends.

Trust me: I was lucky to have Ken.

And we were the only two guys available for the county in that district at the time.  And we both knew: this could be some entirely crafty and amusing shit.

An amazingly-techno thing — then — was to have a singular earplug running from your portable to your ear.  You could be sneaky.  You could hear things the citizens couldn’t hear.  So I sneaked up to a series of doors in this business complex.  Ken was in back.  He peeked around corners.  He told me there was a guy actually inside, and he was moving towards a specific door.  Ken counted the doors from the west and said: that’s where the guy was.  He’s moving towards the front doors.  That door in particular.  Thanks buddy.

I moved to that specific door and waited.  I pulled out my baton and braced it horizontally against the door to a dentist’s office.  And then, shock of shocks!  The door opened an inch!

Once slightly open, I rammed my full (then) 210 pounds against the door and stunned the living shit out of one surprised burglar, knocking him across the dentist’s lobby.  A set of handcuffs later, we both had an active arrest from a crime in progress.  We were happy little District 4 units.

But as happens with Real Life, we moved away from each other.  In 2004, however, after I’d lost 84 pounds, my soon-to-be-wife and I attended a DSA Christmas party in a tuxedo and gown.  Ken and Char were both there in same.  And that is how I’d care to remember them.

Beautiful and wonderful and mature and stunning in their love for each other.

Ken is laughing and the Christmas tree at that party is resplendent in its trimmings.  Char holds onto Ken because she loves him so.

We were grand.  We were younger.

I miss Ken already.

BZ

 

 

New Years Eve driving tips from an EVOC Instructor

DSC02191Before my department killed the bulk of its training division in 2009 due to budget cuts, we used to have an excellent EVOC (Emergency Vehicle Operations Course) program which included a full skid pan, vehicle placement area and high speed response course.  I was the Sergeant in charge of EVOC, with both Academy and In-Service venues.

DSC02039I have been teaching EVOC for emergency responders since the late 70s, and full-time from 1998 to 2009.  I have trained close to 10,000 students overall in that period, at FLETC, at CHP, for the FBI and for my own department.  I have published a book on same (now out of print) and may print another in the future.  I wrote the entire driver’s training program for my department and for three other departments as well.  I wrote a drivers training manual for convergent forces in Iraq, US and others.

That in mind, I have a few tips for persons who may decide to navigate the highways and freeways on this New Year’s Eve.  With luck, you may remember them and save your life or perhaps the life of another.

1. If you don’t have to go out tonight, don’t go out tonight.  Sounds like a page ripped from the notebook of Captain Obvious, but ask yourself: do you really have to go to that party tonight?

2. If you go out, don’t drink.  Most parties have alternative fluids available like soft drinks, juices, non-alcoholic beverages.

3. If you drink, don’t drive.  Designate a person who is the Non-Drinking Driver.  Call a taxi. But don’t step into a car with alcohol in your system.  One seemingly-small thing like that can change your life forever — and the lives of others.

4. If you have car trouble going home, stay far off the roadway, and away from your vehicle.  Hood up, parking lights on only; no 4-way flashers.  I’ll explain why later.

5. On a multi-lane highway or a freeway, stay OUT of the #1 Fast Lane.  Drive in the #2 or #3 lane if available.  I’ll explain why later.

6. Always make sure there is a set of tail-lights illuminated directly in front of you.  And specifically if you do occupy the #1 or Fast Lane for any amount of time.

7. Stay away from The Pack.  You know what I mean by The Pack — the conglomeration of cars who, for whatever reason, seem to congregate in clumps.  Either stay ahead of The Pack, or behind The Pack.  This is good advice at all times.

8. Stay away from those you think are drunk or impaired.  You’ll likely see them, particularly tonight.  Let them pass, move to another lane, even take an upcoming exit if you have to.  Stay away from them.  Far away.  Do not follow them and stay off their bumper.  If you have time and it is safe, call 911.

9. Expect that, at ANY intersection, someone — a drunk driver — will violate the red light.  Particularly evident on New Years Eve, but truly applicable all the time.

10. Keep your eyes up, ahead, as far down the road as possible while you drive.  This is called having a High Visual Horizon, and that small tip can literally save your life and the other occupants in your vehicle.

Now, to explain further, we’re going to examine the clotted mind of a drunk driver and relate it to the bullet points above.

First, there are Functional Alcoholics and those who are The Amateurs.  You can count on New Years Eve being Amateur Night.

Functional Alcoholics are those persons — whom I’ve seen time and again — whose customary mode of operation may range up to a BAC of 2.0 or more.  I once booked a man for DUI who tested at 4.0; on normal human beings that would be close to death (In Fornicalia you are considered drunk and arrestable at .08 BAC).  That man spoke well and walked slowly but deliberately.  He was a fully functioning alcoholic.

New Years Eve, however, will be packed with those persons who are not functional alcoholics and will not be able to perceive or understand the affect alcohol has on their ability to think rationally and make cogent decisions.

So let’s talk about the points above.

First, #4Minimize the Flash Factor if your car is broken down on the highway or freeway.  CHP has finally figured out, after years and years and years of officers killed, that the fewer lights illuminated on a traffic stop which are visible to the rear, the better.  Sometimes during the day there are no lights illuminated by CHP during a traffic stop.  At night, you’ll find white spotlights focused on the subject vehicle and perhaps one red lamp forward.  The fewer lights visible to the rear at night, the better.

Second, #5.  You will want to stay out of the #1 Fast or Left Lane because that is the lane wrong-way drunk drivers will occupy.  Signs posted at wrong-way entry points to freeways are totally unseen by drunk drivers.  They will migrate over to the #1 lane because, in their minds, they are now traveling in the SLOW lane and don’t want to bring attention to themselves.  Their “slow lane” = your fast lane.  Stay OUT of the #1 lane at night.  Further, drunk drivers frequently fail to turn on their lights at all.  And a “wrong-way” freeway collision always results in at least one death, because of the combined speeds involved.

Third, #6.  If you happen to be in the #1 or Fast Lane and you have a set of tail-lights clearly in front of you, you know there is nothing between you and that vehicle in front.  Meaning: no drunk driver is heading towards you, the wrong way.  Remember: drunk drivers frequently do not turn on their vehicle lights.  That said, be smart: get out of the #1 lane.

Frankly, a large percentage of CHP, state patrol and traffic-oriented law enforcement officers are injured or killed on traffic stops because they are struck from the rear by inattentive drivers or drunk drivers.

The technology utilized in cop cars now has changed markedly, even in the past five to ten years.  LED light bars consume less battery power, and yet produce what I call “brain-glazing” illumination.  Further, some light bars purchased by departments feature not only red and blue lights but transitioning amber patterns which move right-to-left, left-to-right, and center-to-outside.

These light bars are effective and efficient, but I submit they are also incredibly deadly at night, when drunk drivers predominantly roam.  And I submit that officers who activate their full overheads at night are nothing more than enticing billboards for drunk drivers, asking “HIT ME HERE.”

Officer after officer, killed or injured because of poor vehicle placement on the final stop, poor approach tactics, massive overhead displays, lack of attention and situational awareness, or just plain damned bad luck.

And here’s why:

It gets back to what I term High Visual Horizon, or the lack thereof.

The physiological bottom line is this: eye placement = driving line.  In other words, where you look is where you’re going to drive.  Your brain is wired that way and, in the case of a drunk driver, their primitive impaired brain is definitely wired that way.

So when cops produce a veritable Party Array of Lights on the side of the road, many drivers will look there, particularly at night.  Sober drivers will make appropriate steering corrections.  Impaired drivers will not.  They will steer to the point of eye placement.  Which will be to the cluster of bright and brilliant lights.

Eye placement is everything.  Drunk or sober.

Be safe, be smart, keep yourself alive this New Years Eve.

BZ