Category Archives: Hillary Clinton

Hillary: change voting just for ME

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Hillary GlassesHer Imperial Majesty, Queen Shrillary, wants to change the way America votes so that it can be manipulated to her benefit.

First, she had to put up with lowly Proles.

Now, she has to figure out how to cheat in plain sight.

Hillary 2016 GraphicWon’t anyone cut her a break?  Coronate her and be done with it!

From the WashingtonPost.com:

Clinton to call for at least 20 days of early voting nationwide

by Anne Gearan

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton plans to call for an early voting period of at least 20 days in every state.

Clinton will call for that standard in remarks Thursday in Texas about voting rights, her campaign said. She will also criticize what her campaign calls deliberate restrictions on voting in several states, including Texas.

The former secretary of state’s address at historically-black Texas Southern University in Houston comes as Democrats pursue legal challenges to voting rule changes approved by Republican legislatures in several states.

Right.

Things need to change, but only for The Hillary.

BZ

P.S.

With all the good this does, my blog, Twitter, my various inclinations, I’m simply pissing into the wind and enjoying the warmth of my own urine, truly.

 

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Hillary pandering

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Hillary GlassesTo Americans in southern states — once again.

First, it was Selma, Alabama in 2007:

Just Wednesday, it was Hillary pulling out the southern drawl once more at Kiki’s Chicken and Waffles in South Carolina:

The cattle are stupid enough to buy Hillary’s phony, insulting, condescending banter.  Cattle, obviously, come in all colors.

BZ

 

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Hillary’s accomplishments

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Hillary AccomplishmentsWe’ve had to listen to Obama’s voice for almost eight years now.  There isn’t one day where Obama can leave the people of the United States alone and shut the hell up.

Can you imagine, then, having to listen to Shrillary Clinton speak every day for at least four years?  I’d rather listen to Fran Drescher narrate the Cleveland phone book or have a parakeet training record set to repeat hour after hour.

Still and all, just what is it that Hillary Rodham Clinton has actually accomplished, as Senator, and/or as Secretary of State?  Name something.  Just one major thing.  Besides, of course, showing up and cashing her checks.

This was asked of a focus group in Iowa.  Here are the numerous things they had to list regarding Hillary Rodham Clinton’s massive list of significant accomplishments (thanks to Hugh Hewitt for making me aware of the sound bite):

Oh, that’s right.  She showed up for work, mostly, and cashed her checks.

Let’s listen to this again — and from fellow-Hillary-friendly Demorats:

Mediaite.com helped us out on the question. (note to Mediaite: you have to think of a better name.  Mediaite just plain sucks.)

Halperin Finds Iowa Democrats Can’t Name Hillary Accomplishments as Secretary of State

by Andrew Kirell

For his With All Due Respect show on Bloomberg TV, Mark Halperin sat down with a focus group of Iowa Democratic voters to discuss Hillary Clinton‘s prospects for the 2016 presidential election.

While the group fawned over the former First Lady’s personality and politics (one called her a “bad mama jama”), they were stumped when Halperin asked them to name a single accomplishment of Hillary Clinton’s during her tenure as Secretary of State.

The responses ranged from “I really can’t name anything off the top of my head” to “Give me two minutes” to “I honestly can’t say I followed along everything that was going on” to outright “No.”

Uh, hello?  (taps on microphone)  Isn’t this what all the Conservatives — myself included — have been saying for years?

Name just one thingie.

Ah yes.  No one can.

Hillary Rodham Clinton: as accomplished as Barack Hussein Obama when elected, only much, much older and as appealing and cuddly as an eastern diamondback rattler.

BZ

P.S.
BZ apologizes to eastern diamondback rattlers.

Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

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