It’s again time to larf our collective arses off at Leftists — particularly GOWPs, of course. Those I term Guilty Overeducated White People. Everyone else isn’t usually this cretinous. Oh wait. With one immediate exception.

First up to bat:

Two Black Cooks Fired At NYU For Making ‘Racist’ Meal

by Paul Bois

Two African American cooks at NYU have been fired after preparing a meal during Black History Month that a student deemed “racially insensitive” against black people.

According to CBS News, the two cooks were fired as a result of a complaint by a sophomore, who says she confronted the head cook about the “racially insensitive” meal but was “lied to” and ultimately “ignored.” The meal, the student claimed in a Facebook post, consisted of barbecue ribs, collard greens, watermelon, Kool-Aid, and mac and cheese.

“Sophomore Nia Harris, who is black, said the head cook dismissed her objections and told her black employees planned the menu,” reports CBS News. “She posted about the menu and her experience on Facebook, saying she ‘was lied to, placated, and ignored.'”

Hello to Nia. In my world you would have been addressed quite honestly, up front. I would have told you that my chefs worked hard to prepare and cook that meal, that they had experience in doing so.

I would only have ignored you after my one-time discussion in which the above facts were relayed. I would not lie to you and couldn’t care less about placating you. Had you continued I would have larfed your arse out the door. Frankly, all those ingredients make up a great meal. If you objected to the specific contents or could not consume the meal due to perceived allergies, your obvious course is to avoid the meal itself. That is called rational choice. Something of which you possess no concept.

Finally, one complaint does not necessarily constitute any correction required whatsoever. It merely comprises an opinion. Nia’s Leftist crybaby post on Facebook is below.

Worse yet, however, is that due of political correctness two good black cooks were fired because one black female nitwit had her panties in a bunch.

Author Bois concludes:

When Aramark, the company in charge of food distribution, revealed that black cooks had in fact prepared the menu, Nia’s outrage ensued.

In response to the student’s public condemnation of the “ignorant” meal, NYU fired the two black cooks. The incident also prompted a public apology from NYU President Andrew Hamilton, who said the menu was “inexcusably insensitive.”

So, “Black History Month” at NYU was celebrated by getting two black individuals fired because of one triggered student.

But wait; there’s more. You’re really going to appreciate this one. The above was stupid. This one is just plain moronic — again, from the Land of Leftards.

Seattle Residents Complained About A ‘Confederate Flag.’ It Was Actually The Flag Of Norway.

by Emily Zanotti

“Suddenly there is a Confederate flag flying in front of a house in my Greenwood neighborhood.”

Over the weekend the Seattle Times jumped at a news tip: there was a Confederate flag flying beneath the American flag in the city’s Greenwood neighborhood, and residents were very concerned.

Only, it turns out, it wasn’t the Confederate flag at all. It was the state flag of Norway, and a group of friendly Norwegians were just trying to show their patriotism and support for their Olympic Team when their very concerned neighbors contacted local media.

Let’s look. Here are the flags for Norway and the Confederacy. Identical, right?

“Hi. Suddenly there is a Confederate flag flying in front of a house in my Greenwood neighborhood. It is at the north-east corner of 92nd and Palatine, just a block west of 92nd and Greenwood Ave N.,” the tipster wrote, according to the Times. “I would love to know what this ‘means’ … but of course don’t want to knock on their door. Maybe others in the area are flying the flag? Maybe it’s a story? Thank you.”

Translated: “I don’t have the courage to ask the question myself. I might incur some blowback or sarcasm. I’ll let someone else take the brunt of my question.”

Eager to get the scoop, reporters for the Seattle Times hopped into a car and hightailed it to view the offending flag for themselves. Only, it turned out, they weren’t in for quite the controversial sighting they’d anticipated.

“That’s a Norwegian flag,” said the Norwegian owner of the flagpole in question. “It’s been up there since the start of the Olympics.”

I can literally sense the disappointment from here.

Summary: GOWPs searching desperately for something with which to become butthurt. Because Leftists, Demorats and the American Media Maggots are essentially nothing unless and until they become victims of _________. Fill in the blank. It’s their life essence.

But wait, there’s even something more moronic than the Norwegian flag. It’s a mathematical sign. Close your eyes, take a breath, then read:

Students in Louisiana thought this math symbol looked like a gun. Police were called

by Scott Berson

A discussion among students at Oberlin High School in Oberlin, La., about a mathematical symbol led to a police investigation and a search of one of the student’s homes, according to the Allen Parish Sheriff’s Office.

On the afternoon of Feb. 20, detectives investigated a report of terroristic threats at the school, where they learned that a student had been completing a math problem that required drawing the square-root sign.

Students in the group began commenting that the symbol, which represents a number that when multiplied by itself equals another number, looked like a gun.

Your American Taxpayer dollars were spent in two of the above cases.

Your Leftists and American Media Maggots at work.

BZ