STOP THE PRESSES!

Yes!  Of absolutely critical import now is the DIAPER DISPARITY as described on the pages of SpiteHouse.gov:

The Diaper Divide

by Cecelia Munoz

Summary: 

Many parents are struggling to afford diapers and making choices no one should have to make.

Technology and the new economy have given us access to necessities like diapers at just the click of a button. 

But the benefits of this new economy aren’t available to all Americans, and the consequences of that divide are severe. Nearly 1 in 3 families struggle to afford diapers for their babies. In some cases, moms and dads stretch the time between diaper changes to make their limited resources last. 

STOP THE PRESSES!

There is a Diaper Disparity!  A Diaper Divide!  It’s Diapergate!

This is an issue so huge, so monstrous, so overwhelming that it requires posting on the official website of 1600 Pennsylvania’s current occupant!

There is danger!  Danger for our young ones, our infants!  We must do this for the children!  There will soon be streets in cities big and small clogged with the fire-engine-yellow effluvium of undiapered infants of all races, all creedS, all colors!

Drop everything!  More money!  We need more money!  There must be diaper equality with the One Percenters!

Empty your pockets now!

BZ