Donald J. Trump, if you are serious about your positions, about your running for president, then I would suggest this to you sir.
Shave your head.
People think that you are so entrenched in your monomanicalism that you can’t see the forest for the trees.
I can’t tell you how many people would take you more seriously if you would eschew your hair fixation — which is clearly shellacked within an inch of its life every day — and simply shave your head. It truly is that simple.
Yes, Mr Trump, it’s your actual hair. I agree. We all agree. But it’s curved and coiffed and shellacked to within an inch of its remaining life every day.
If you’re “real” and if you don’t care, and if you are sincere in your efforts to completely revamp the United States of America, your hair is a distraction.
To you. As it certainly is to many others. It has become its own story. But you could be in charge of your own story. If you but take control.
So I throw down this challenge.
Shave your head.
But you won’t. Because your self-image is more important than your true and honest running for president.
Call me out, Mr Trump. Make me a dirty rotten liar.
I have less hair than you do.
BZ
