Right.  Just “shop around” for your healthcare.  “Dismissive, table for 300 million, please.”

You’ll be just fine after your insurance cancellation which, after all, isn’t really a cancellation but a “suggestion” or, better yet — think of it as nothing more than a transition.  A metamorphosis.  As in between the discordant pupae you are now, towards the gorgeous Obamafly you’ll be later.

Gorgeous, all beautiful, let’s just drink some green tea, go barefoot, wear billowing clothing in a hot yoga room, hold each other’s hand, sway, and voice some Gregorian chants.

But, of course, Obama says you’ll keep your health plan and your physician if you like them.  Except when you can’t as in: oh yeah, I guess I did happen to prevaricate just a bit.

Let me break that down and, as pols like to say now, “unpack it.”  Mr Obama, unpack this:  you LIED.

So, Mr Obama suggests a wondrous Plan B when confronted with his lie (and deflected by the Fellating Jay Carney): “just shop around.”

From Breitbart.com:

Obama Cancels ‘You Can Keep Your Plan’ Promise: ‘Just Shop Around’

In a speech at Boston’s Faneuil Hall on Wednesday afternoon, President Barack Obama discarded his now-infamous broken promise: “If you like your health insurance, you can keep your health insurance.” Instead, he offered a new promise: “You will be getting a better deal,” the president told health insurance consumers.

Further, get this:

He blamed insurance companies, not Obamacare, for the canceled policies:

“Now, if you had one of these substandard plans before the Affordable Care Act became law, and you really like that plan, you were able to keep it. That’s what I said when I was running for office. That was part of the promise we made. But ever since the law was passed, if insurers decided to downgrade or cancel the substandard plans, what we said under the law is that you have got to replace them with quality, comprehensive coverage because that, too, was a central premise of the Affordable Care Act from the very beginning…

So if you’re getting one of these letters [canceling your insurance policy], just shop around in the new marketplace. That’s what it’s for…”

“Substandard,” Mr Obama?  You said our plans were “substandard,” Mr Obama?  Correct me if I may be wrong, but you didn’t quantify our plans as “substandard” when you PROMISED we could keep them.  You took in, verbally, ALL of our plans again and again and again.  Let me remind you, sir:

How odd.  I didn’t hear the word SUBSTANDARD mentioned ONCE in ANY of those videos.  Did anyone else?  Bueller?

Uh, hello?  Earth to Obama?  The insurance companies are doing nothing more than obeying YOUR law.

You know: the one that Congress had to pass so they could know what it contained:

BZ

P.S.
I submit that even Kabuki Theatre couldn’t be this insane.