Fig. 1: Donald Trump kisses a terribly reprehensible and insidious green monster whilst he purposely avoids kissing an actual human baby, c. 2016.
That evil President Donald John Trump, the guy with the dead orange cat on his head — the temerity of him, for attempting to fool people by thinking he’s somehow benevolent for donating portions of his $400,000 annual salary to various charities and agencies. Don’t you see? It’s all a ruse, a trick, a ploy, smoke and mirrors, a shell game, a scam, a dodge, naked subterfuge in an attempt to. . .
Do what exactly? Subvert whom? Oh yeah. Maybe help a few people. But clearly, the wrong people, instead of, say, the MGCDTDA (Mis-Gendered Colorblind Dump Truck Drivers of America).
From the MilitaryTimes.com:
Trump donates salary for vet entrepreneurship
by Leo Shane III
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump on Wednesday donated his second quarter salary to a new Small Business Administration initiative to help veteran entrepreneurs, the second time this year he has given money to federal veterans initiatives, according to the White House.
White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders announced the donation at a White House briefing on Wednesday. Linda McMahon, head of the Small Business Administration, accepted the $100,000 check, saying the funds “would be put to good use.”
Agency officials plan to use the money to launch a new seven-month training program for transitioning troops looking at starting their own businesses. The program will be based on the existing Emerging Leaders Initiative, but tailored to veteran-specific needs.
Earlier this year, White House officials announced Trump’s first quarter salary for 2018 would be given to the Department of Veterans Affairs for caregiver support programs focused on “mental health, peer support, financial aid, education and research.”
Previous donations by Trump went to the Department of Transportation for infrastructure repair, the National Park Service for battlefield preservation, the Department of Education for support programs and the Department of Health and Human Services for opioid management programs.
That evil, evil, evil President Trump. Giving his salary to disgusting American veterans instead of the GMA (Gay Midgets for Antifa), the SPAC (Syphilitic Pustules for Anti-Cisgenderists) or the LRCOG (Lesion-Ridden Cishet Objectophilists for Genderqueers).
That evil, evil President Trump.
Think of all the good he could have done.
BZ
