Not only should tampons be in women’s restrooms, they should be in men’s restrooms as well. Just ask all the SJWs by which this is becoming a movement. Get it? Movement? A movement in a restroom?
From Chronicle.com:
Tampons in Men’s Rooms? It’s Just a Small Part of ‘Menstrual Equity,’ Campus Activists Say
by Alex Arriaga
Over the past year, several colleges have improved access to menstrual products on their campuses, including in some men’s and gender-neutral restrooms. That last detail has prompted some conservative websites to take note.
The American Conservative mockingly headlined its report “Social Justice Washrooms,” from “tomorrow’s generation of American elites.” Commenters on Breitbart’s report on the trend called it “academic insanity,” pointing out that “men do not menstruate.”
Pointing out the obvious is insensitive and thuggish, though. Just ask any Social Justice Warrior on campus because, after all, no campus can cramp us.
But campus leaders say stocking all bathrooms with such products is a relatively easy way to make sure no one is left out. The University of Wisconsin at Madison, the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities, and Brown University are a few other institutions that provide free menstrual products in some men’s and gender-neutral restrooms, in order to be more inclusive of transgender students.
I know. I have a great idea. Let’s all get butt-hurt and knicker-twisted over this silly Emo issue. Gallup polls, not known to inherently skew right, indicate that 3.8% of the US self-identifies as LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ. Or whatever. As opposed to the roughly 23% estimate offered by general public thought because of the wonderful marketing job done by the American Media Maggots, Hollywood and self-promoting entertainment in general.
Further, NPR.org indicates that 0.6% of Americans identify as transgender.
We as a nation are bending over and getting bent over by a minority of a minority.
So excuse me if I larf at you silly Emo bastards and bastardettes when you write a paragraph like this one.
Part of the growing “free the tampon” movement has been an effort to make college more fair for students who menstruate, a concept for which Jennifer Weiss-Wolf coined the phrase “menstrual equity.”
Right. Which is apparently why men who don’t menstruate are paying for the tampons of 
women who do — and paying for the birth control of women who also wish their gender-assured Free Cheese.
Are these Social Justice Warriors going to pay for the prostate exams, checkups, and vasectomies of men? Because men, after all, are stricken with prostate cancer at almost the same rate of breast cancer in women.
Of course.
I didn’t think so either.
BZ
P.S.
I have a question. If you menstruate, physically requiring a tampon — unless you don’t mind walking around in bloody shorts and pants then sitting on cloth-covered chairs in public areas — and you identify as a man that day, is it unfair to expect, because you identify as a man, that people must provide you with tampons the likes of which you deny because, after all, you mentally insist you are male?
Just asking.
You ask a good, hard, relevant question. On a side note, I thought one of the purposes of the electoral college was to deflect Mob Rule, however, we seem to have mob rule from 2 or 3 small minorities. Isn’t that still tyranny by the minority?
Sounds like it to me. Hand me my tampon.
BZ
Keep feminine hygiene products in female only restrooms.
A man would only buy one if he had nothing available at all to check his car’s engine oil level by wiping the dipstick with a tampon.
Now that’s an excellent use. Or if you enough of them, you could make an emergency pillow.
BZ
They do work well to plug bullet holes in an emergency.
I’m beginning to wonder if these people shouldn’t be marginalized.
Agreed. They deserve it.
BZ
I imagine a generation from now, long after this nonsense of more than 2 genders and tampon dispensers in men’s rooms, these future college kids will wonder what the metal box used to contain or what the holes in the bathroom wall used to hold up. And someone will tell them about the time when men’s rooms had tampons. They will laugh, like my generation laughed at bell bottom jeans and rhinestone studded clothing, pet rocks and mood rings. They will wonder what they hell was going on like today’s kids wonder why my generation (the 80’s) wore loafer with no socks, white blazer jackets over a T-shirt, tight jeans that showed if you were circumcized, and boys wearing makeup.
These future kids will wonder what the hell their parents were smoking when they came up with this silly notion of 31 flavors of gender. This is hopefully a stupid fad. But it will only be a fad as long as we can break the chain of idiots that demand this trend continue. The sooner we show these fools to be fools, the sooner we can stop this idiotic crap…and move on to the next idiotic crap thing that will piss us off.
The key is to splash a big helping of reality in their faces, and hope that some of it sticks. One thing I do know, is that today’s college liberals, will one day become conservative the moment they get a job, buy a home, start a family, and start paying taxes and raising kids. The dose of reality has a way of converting moron liberals. Or, at the very least, they become so busy working, paying bills, and taking care of kids, that they no longer have time to protest anything. And they too will one day look at their kids in college and shake their heads and wonder why kids are morons.
I hope….
Man. You make a damned good point.
BZ