13 thoughts on “Helo Gun Fun

  1. Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!

    Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?

    Door Gunner: ‘Cuz I’m so fuckin’ good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them’s all confirmed!

    Private Joker: Any women or children?

    Door Gunner: Sometimes!
    Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?

    Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don’t lead ’em so much! Ain’t war hell?

  2. I’d like to see a modernized version of Puff the Magic Dragon that could use very high altitude aircraft or even drones. Of course there are military secrets so it might exist.

  3. Actually the “puff the magic dragon” C130 is still being used. It’s now called the C130U and uses some truly awesome side firing weaponry, consisting of one 25mm GAU-12 Gatling gun (1800 rpm), one 40mm L60 Bofors Cannon (single fire to 120rpm), and get this, one 105mm M-102 Howitzer cannon (6-10 rpm). Puff was good, but DAMN! direct fire cannon assault.

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