Mark Zuckerberg’s $72.7 billion dollar booster seat.

But before we begin, a bit of insight unprovided by the American Media Maggots but covered by BZ.

Something tells me Zuckerberg, at 33, is too young to have hemorrhoids.

Mark Zuckerberg, owner and creator of Facebook, is 5’7″ tall. That’s even shorter than BZ by two inches. Oddly enough, that’s the height of Vladimir Putin. Make of that what you will. From FoxNews.com:

Mark Zuckerberg mocked online for using ‘booster seat’ during Facebook hearing

by Jennifer Earl

Mark Zuckerberg spend a grueling five hours testifying before a joint hearing of the Senate’s Commerce and Judiciary committees on Tuesday, but the internet wasn’t exactly as concerned with the Facebook CEO’s words as they were with his seating arrangement.

Photographs of an uncomfortable Zuckerberg, 33, perched atop a seat pillow that Twitter users dubbed a “billionaire’s booster seat” quickly made the rounds online — and inspired countless memes.

“I might not be a billionaire, I might not own a massive business. But, I can say, that if I ever have to face a US Senate inquiry, I won’t need a booster seat to sit at the big boy table,” one Twitter user quipped.

Facts in evidence. Note the photographs. Then look at Zuckerberg’s own notes at the hearing. He has to be reminded as to the “accomplishments” of Facebook.

First up to bat: Zuckie and Ted Cruz.

If you have to prevaricate and quantify then, uh, no, you are not an adherent to the First Amendment. You’re an adherent to your own biased political views.

A few more testy bits. Say Zuckie, what about that 2% compliancy rate at Facebook in terms of diversity, eh wot? NC Representative George Butterfield was unhappy. George wasn’t interested in security, oh no. Diversity. Where are the jobs for unskilled blacks at Facebook besides the janitorial staff? Why not a black on the board?

Remember now, it’s EVIL when the GOP finally figures out how to collect data for the Trump campaign. Let’s listen.

On the other hand, it’s perfect acceptable that the Demorats figured this out back in 2015. Carol Davidsen, Obama’s campaign manager, had this to say about that event.

Let’s listen to Maxine Waters talk about Obama’s database and the plans she has for its utilization. Because, naturally, data collection on behalf of Demorats and Leftists by any means necessary is quite acceptable. Take it away Maxine, who talks about the Organizing for America secret database.

In summary:

You want some more insight? Listen to what former Facebook employee Sandy Parakilas says about Zuckerberg.

Are the clouds beginning to part for you yet?

If Facebook likes your ideology, you’re golden.

If you’re a Conservative or a Republican, you can go to hell. Begone, Evildoers.

So sayeth Zuckie the Booster Seat Boy.

BZ