Apple:

Fuck ME? Or perhaps, to the PC world: fuck YOU?

I have a 17″ HP Pavilion zd8000 laptop on which I work my various posts from my house. I acquired it “cheap” on E-Bay for $1,200. As opposed to its $4,000+ cost new.

With roughly every third internet click, I receive the Microsoft “we can’t help you now, go the fuck away” warning.

I’m just, quite frankly, tired of all that crap.

Tired of all the viruses designed to infect my PC system. Tired of all the updates MICROSOFT insists I perform. Fuck them.

Tired of being tired with Microsoft.

But here’s the rub: I couldn’t care less what my next system costs. I’m an overeducated WHITE MALE asshole who believes in Christianity and has LOTS OF DISPOSABLE income as compared to the rest of my Islamic readers.

Let me get this out in the open: FUCK all those who believe in Islam. CHRISTIANITY is SUPERIOR because we have the CASH, you ignorant fucks.

Which is why I’m opting for an Apple system.

For those who can advise me on an Apple system, to rip me away from the PC world, please respond. I couldn’t care less if it’s a laptop or a desktop.

I JUST WANT RELIABILITY!!

BZ
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