Just as EPA employees were informed to stop shitting in the hallway (and no, I’m not kidding — see this link), DOJ employees are now informed they should not engage the services of prostitutes.  Apparently yes, we’re looking at you, DEA agents.

From Politico.com:

Eric Holder’s Friday memo to DOJ staff: Don’t hire prostitutes

by Adam Lerner

In a letter released to all department staff on Friday, Holder wrote that he “want[ed] to reiterate to all Department personnel, including attorneys and law enforcement officers, that they are prohibited from soliciting, procuring, or accepting commercial sex.”

We now need memos to tell federal employees not to hire prostitutes.

And again, a friendly reminder: don’t shit in the hallway.

Have a great weekend, federal employees.

BZ