As You Fly This Christmas Week, Be Comforted By TSA:

After you’ve been given your very own personal federal colonoscopy and groping, think of this:

The TSA clearly states that the concomitant technology makes us much safer.

Experts tell ABC News that every year since the September 11 terror attacks, federal agencies have conducted random, covert “red team tests,” where undercover agents try to see just how much they can get past security checks at major U.S. airports. And while the Department of Homeland Security closely guards the results as classified, those that have leaked in media reports have been shocking.

And if you enjoyed that, you’ll enjoy this as you stand in queue awaiting your radiative and philangitized “close up,” so to speak:

According to one report, undercover TSA agents testing security at a Newark airport terminal on one day in 2006 found that TSA screeners failed to detect concealed bombs and guns 20 out of 22 times.

Aaah, comfortable now, are we?

Merry Christmas!
BZ

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3 thoughts on “As You Fly This Christmas Week, Be Comforted By TSA:

  1. I never feel safe. Maybe one in ten times they check my cpap. How much plastic can you pack in a 4″x 6″x 9″ container? More than enough to do the job. Only once have my energy drinks been questioned.

  2. But you see, NFO, they NEED the radiative machines and the crotch grabs in order to FURTHER miss the necessary articles.

    WSF: unfamiliar with a CPAP. I’m guessing that’s a medical device that accompanies you.

    Auf jeden mal, we STILL continue to REFUSE to do the proper thing and P R O F I L E for terrorists.

    BZ

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