Preamble: This document shall be known as the Terrorists’ Bill of Rights, and exists solely to allow the unimpeded disruption, paralysis and destruction of necessary infrastructure and the wanton slaying of American civilian innocents as well as military factions, with its goal being the complete and utter fall and elimination of the United States and/or the Zionist State of Israel.
To be enabled by:
Item 1: Acts of terrorism perpetrated against the United States shall be treated as a state felony or a wobbler, not as an act of terrorism committed primarily against civilian personnel and/or targets;
Item 2: The right to carry out terror events on sovereign US soil instead of that of the country of origin; if nothing else this is a matter of convenience and efficacy;
Item 3: The right to strike the US again in any unlimited number of arbitrary and capricious ways;
Item 4: The right to have a criminal case heard before jurists and districts of the terrorist’s choice;
Item 5: The right to subpoena any and all intelligence records, to any degree, from any source and to any depth, in a criminal court, so that said records will be placed in the public domain;
Item 6: The right to negate and eradicate any and all sections of the Patriot Act as it would tend to have a chilling effect on the identification and halting of acts of terrorism committed against the United States;
Item 7: The right to have certain specified American Senators and Representatives tacitly condone or support the actions of outright terrorist states or terrorists themselves by bad-mouthing Presidential policy, war strategies, troop morale and demeanor, or the ability of the United States to defend itself against the predation of terrorists;
Item 8: The right to demand an obvious and clear American policy, reproduced in the American media, regarding military and strategic plans and tactics and, in particular, to ensure that any American administration adheres, due to public and political pressure, to every letter of the aforementioned plans;
Item 9: The right of all American-identified terrorist states, individuals, cells and groups to be secure in any and all forms of communications be they by mouth, in public, in private, in writing, over any electronic communications or messaging form, by mail, by cellular telephone, internet, or any storage and retrieval system, no matter the point of origin or termination, on foreign or US soil;
Item 10: The right to ensure the Fruit of the Poisonous Tree doctrine applies to all criminal cases involving terrorists and/or their acts;
Item 11: The right to ensure that Ramey, despite exigent circumstances, holds and ensures that warrantless searches within the home are per se unreasonable;
Item 12: The right to ensure that no mosque, home, building or place of known habitation or frequency of any terrorist group, cell or individual shall be monitored, at any time, in public or private, for any reason;
Item 13: The right of all terrorist cells, groups, regimes and/or individuals to be privy to classified, sensitive and serious American intelligence data, and to have it compromised and disclosed by American media sources and released into the public domain;
THESE RIGHTS SHALL HOLD FROM THIS DAY FORWARD UNTIL THE FALL OF THE GREAT AMERICAN OPPRESSOR, AND/OR THE ZIONIST STATE OF ISRAEL.
THIS LIVING DOCUMENT IS SUBJECT TO AMENDMENTS OR DELETIONS AT ANY TIME, FOR ANY REASON, AT THE SOLE DISCRETION OF ANY ISLAMOFASCIST STATE, REGIME OR INDIVIDUAL.
Signed,
Al Qaeda, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Hizbollah, et al
P.S.
Thank you, in advance, for your cooperation in this matter.
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I just thought of something. Why don’t we rename them “Weapons of Hammas Destruction”. If you say it fast it sounds the same…. hmmmm. Is that ironic or what?
Exellent, BZ! And every dyed-in-the-wool lieberal out there would agree with it! Well, “stupid is as stupid does,” an age-old adage that they prove each and every day!
Kudos! 🙂
AFU: Hmmmm. I teen I like eeet.
Gayle: Sure they’d agree! It only makes sense to protect their rights, doesn’t it?
blo,
This only makes sense to protect their rights eh.. disgusting..
what do you think of the new house leader?? To me he looks like a snake in the grass. I can’t help it.. He looks like he is a crooked politician. I know i am going by looks, but he just has one of those .. “dont trust me” faces.
What do you know about him?
I hope my intuition is wrong.
Rebecca: in terms of “stuff” to “have” on him, I believe him to likely be one of the cleanest — which is the rationale, I suspect, for his choice.
Because you know he’ll be “backgrounded” to death. . .
For anything and everything.
Just the tiniest connection to Abramoff. . .
I don’t know anything about the new house leader; guess I need to do a search on him. I hope he’s clean. Like you say BZ, he will be background seached out the wazoo! Well, you didn’t say that exactly the same way I did, but it’s true.
All Fed Up has an interesting post on his blog. I posted about it on My Republican Blog with a link to him, because I think it’s excellent!
Excellent Blo. Hope you sent this over to the Kos/DU. They will bow down before your magnificence!!!
Gayle: after he read my blog one day, AFU decided to create his own. He’d come to visit all the time and left some really, really great comments. So now he’s begun posting and I would recommend everyone go check out his site!
Justthinkin: If I were to do that I’m sure Daily Kos and Demo Underground would write: Dammit Jim, wish we’d written it first!
Ya know, this terrorist “phenomonon” is just a bigger reflection of what has been going on in our cities every day…you have these immigrants, or children of immigrants,forming street gangs, asian gangs, russian gangs, yadda yadda. They come here and establish themselves, and then try to take over our neighborhoods with violence and we haven’t done anything about that yet, have we? so why are you surprised, BZ, that terrorists feel they can come into our home and do a “home invasion”?
Justthinkin’: Hey, I just checked out your blog — you came all the way electronically from Canada. Cool! Good to see ya!
Shooting Star: aw hell, I’m not surprised. I just thought it was time we afforded them a true bill of rights — something we’ll afford them in due time anyway.
Say: you didn’t draw a cartoon of Mohammad recently, didja?
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Nail on head Blo Zep! If the ACLU had its way, we would be hosting the terrorists in country clubs!!!! I am so sick and tired of moral relativism and cultural relativism being used as a justification for evil acts. Right and wrong exist and the leftists would have you believe that right and wrong are relative concepts. This type of thinking gets people to apologize for the acts of terrorists and even go so far as to blame US imperialism to justify those asshole’s deeds. You got me started now, but this was a well thought out post. I cannot wait until you make it really big as a political commentator (if that is what you want) because you are on fire!!!
Mahndisa: wow, thanks for the props! I’ll be happy with more hits and comments. Heck, your posts customarily garner 20 or 30 comments per post! Heckuv an achievement! It’s fun to see how far all us Usual Suspects have come in the past 6 months!