STOP THE PRESSES!
Yes! Of absolutely critical import now is the DIAPER DISPARITY as described on the pages of SpiteHouse.gov:
The Diaper Divide
by Cecelia Munoz
Summary:Many parents are struggling to afford diapers and making choices no one should have to make.Technology and the new economy have given us access to necessities like diapers at just the click of a button.
But the benefits of this new economy aren’t available to all Americans, and the consequences of that divide are severe. Nearly 1 in 3 families struggle to afford diapers for their babies. In some cases, moms and dads stretch the time between diaper changes to make their limited resources last.
STOP THE PRESSES!
There is a Diaper Disparity! A Diaper Divide! It’s Diapergate!
This is an issue so huge, so monstrous, so overwhelming that it requires posting on the official website of 1600 Pennsylvania’s current occupant!
There is danger! Danger for our young ones, our infants! We must do this for the children! There will soon be streets in cities big and small clogged with the fire-engine-yellow effluvium of undiapered infants of all races, all creedS, all colors!
Drop everything! More money! We need more money! There must be diaper equality with the One Percenters!
Empty your pockets now!
BZ
Get off your lazy butts and buy cloth diapers and wash them over and over like we all did before disposables. The landfills are loaded with disposables and do not degrade. Honestly, people, get a grip.
You are clearly not in keeping with the DC mindset. Might I suggest you line yourself up for re-grooving so that you are in keeping with most women, please?
Thank you.
BZ
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20170120T00&p0=263&msg=Time+left+until+Obama+leaves+office&csz=1
Thank you. Time indeed.
But wait. Perhaps if we lobby hard enough, we can keep Mr Obama in DC for a third term.
Perhaps it’s time for riots all across the nation to that Mr Obama can be truly installed as dictator.
Hillary will just have to wait.
BZ
Of course, the HNIC wants to make this another one of his many race issues. According to Obama, whites and Christians are the most evil and vile of all people. Everything he blathers about is how horrible blacks are treated by whites, and how everyone picks on poor peaceful Muslims. The police act stupidly, the future does not belong to those that speak out against Islam, and whites are downright hateful people.
It never ends with this commmie, racist, Muslim, homo…never.
Well, only 218 days
5236 hours
314216 minutes
Until Obama is out of office.
Not that I’m counting, or anything.
BZ