Today is national “Talk Like A Pirate” Day!
Annoy friends, irritate neighbors, piss off passers-by. . . !
One example that comes to mind to apply to the younger set:
“Arrrrr, arshole, wearin’ yer jeans just a little low on yer skinny ass, arrrrrrr ya son??”
There’s so much more. Your creativity is the only limit!
And finally:
Q: “You know why pirate jokes are so bad?”
A: “Because they arrrrrrrrrrr. . .”
;^)
BZ
Why didn’t the pirate go out at night? Because he was afraid of the Daarrrrk.
What was the pirates name? Aaarrrguss.
Arrrr Dolley, well done girl, well done! [arrrrrrr. . .]
BZ
*groan*…
LMAO… Arrrrr
Why can’t pirates spell?
Arrrrrrrrr is as far as their alphabet goes…
TF: very nice, sir!
BZ
Posted about this last year, and forgot all about it this year. Guess I’ll be walking the plank!
That is every day in this household…
I could tell you a story about Jason who went on the Arrrrgo to find some precious fleece as the carrrgo… but I shall spare you that.