Larf Break

Britain Marks The 10th Anniversary Of 9/11(h/t to Frank)

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no oncoming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped to the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, “Allahu Akbar!” and took off as the light changed.

Out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone inside.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself: ” Man — that could
have been me.”

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

BZ

 

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4 thoughts on “Larf Break

  1. Drive around the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St Paul… Lots of Muslims there, and as I understand it, they work off of a *points system*, certain number of points for young, old, fast, slow…

  2. Just show up in Ferguson, MO. and wave a certain flag of the South and see what happens.
    Now, that would be fun to watch vs Wendy Williams that is on my tv screen now.

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