Hillary’s voice breaks staffers

Hillary Clinton OVERBITESometimes it’s nice to be validated.

I don’t want a Hillary Clinton in the White House not just because she is a sociopathic liar, a serial criminal and someone with NPD, she is as appealing to listen to as nails on a chalkboard or the Aural Nuclear Option: Fran Drescher.

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Can you imagine four years of actually having to hear the voice of Hillary Clinton every damned day?  I pale at the thought.  My ears would require repair and constant utilization of the MUTE button on every piece of electronica in the BZ household.

It would appear Hillary Clinton staffers feel the same way.

From FuzzyChimp.com:

Clinton Yelling Stressing Staffers

NASHUA, NH—Sources inside Hillary Clinton’s 2016 Presidential campaign told reporters Wednesday that Mrs. Clinton’s voice has been a source of frustration among the campaign’s staffers. “It has been quite challenging”, intimated an unnamed advisor to Clinton. “During speeches she begins each point in a… well… normal voice, speaking clearly, but then her voice gets louder and louder. By the time she actually makes her point, she is yelling so loudly… it sounds like two cats glued to the back of a goat being fed into a wood chipper. The audiences at campaign stops often looked confused because they don’t understand who she’s yelling at. It’s a problem.”

The problem is not limited to stump speeches according to young volunteer. “It’s just not her speech voice”, he said. “She’ll ask me to go get lunch for the staff or canvas a neighborhood, but if I don’t see her coming it scares the living crap out of me. I think I’ve been having heart palpitations.”

I too would be stressed.  But it makes me smile nevertheless.

Please play the video below if you haven’t yet attacked your back with a whip today like the good Flagellant you are.

Heh.

BZ

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