Welcome to Monday: “Illegal immigrants who commit crimes face lesser punishment than U.S. citizens”

From the WashingtonExaminer.com:

BY: GABRIELLA MORRONGIELLO JUNE 24, 2013 | 11:06 AM

According to Sen. John McCain, a member of the Senate’s Gang of Eight, criminals will not be legalized under the proposed bipartisan immigration bill.

“Anyone who has committed crimes in this country is going to be deported,” the Arizona Republican declared on the Senate floor last week.

However, as Washington Examiner columnist Byron York recently reported, “the bottom line is an immigrant could have more than three misdemeanor convictions in his background check and still qualify for legalization.”

Wonderful.  We need more drunk drivers.  In Fornicalia, drunk driving is a male Mexican misdemeanor mainstay.  14601 CVC, or driving on a suspended license, used to warrant bail in Fornicalia jails.  Now, absent a felony warrant, fresh felony or misdemeanor commitment warrant, 14601 individuals receive a cite and a court date.  So, yes, Fornicalia certainly needs even more of its own male Mexican drunk drivers.  There are many multiply-convicted illegal Mexicans puttering around on Fornicalia highways with suspended licenses — drunk — just waiting to become “introduced” to you or your family via 4,000 pounds of metal.  That’s just one instance of popular crime.

The Gang of Eight’s bill would allow illegal immigrants who entered the country before Dec. 31, 2011, and committed up to three misdemeanor offenses including but not limited to assault, battery, identity or document fraud, tax evasion, to remain eligible for Registered Provisional Status. Meanwhile, U.S. citizens and persons who entered the country legally could incur up to $100,000 in fines,15 years of imprisonment, or be prohibited to reenter the country for up to 10 years.

Now, you have to admit, that’s wonderful news for a Monday.  It simply follows up on free tuition for illegal Mexicans in Fornicalia’s universities.

How many people have said illegal Mexicans are here to only work, not to acquire Free Cheese?  Here’s an ad that screams for free healthcare, in Fornicalia, for illegals:

C’mon, ladies and gentlemen, she’s just “undocumented,” not illegal.

Wrong is now right, down is now up.

BZ

 

 

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8 thoughts on “Welcome to Monday: “Illegal immigrants who commit crimes face lesser punishment than U.S. citizens”

  1. As always, the devils are in the details, not in the wonderful sounding title. The whole thing is bullshit. Our “leadership” hasn’t the guts to enforce the laws, so they excuse themselves from nasty details by changing, or gutting, the laws. Must be the ultimate in frustration to be a CA LEO.

    • WSF, it is indeed. I do, trust me, my very level best in attempting to corrupt my troops with such terrible things as the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

      BZ

  2. As I was reading through your post I was thinking of making a comment almost exactly the same as your last line. This country pleads innocent by reason of insanity.

    • It’s all upside down now. I can portray it no other way.

      And the American Taxpayer keeps taking it and taking it and taking it and DC continues to refuse to utilize the slightest dab of KY.

      BZ

  3. The girl who wrote that entire article is a 19 year old intern at the washington examiner, my daughter. She attends Oregon State Univ ( just got accepted at George Washington Univ and is transfering for fall) She has become an expert on the immigration bill after being the ONLY college kid to show up at the Oregon legislature to speak in opposition to the Tuition Equity bill they were discussing before voting it in for all Oregon public Universities. She had to have security walk her out of the state capital after she spoke. Now it has become her passion to fight this con job on her fellow Americans just like Obamacare BEFORE IT IS SIMPLY TOO LATE TO SAVE WHAT ONCE WAS A GREAT NATION.

    • Well then, Gunmol1, tell your daughter she’s one in a million with a mature philosophy as hers. Thanks for taking the time to read my blog, and thanks for taking the time to comment. So much is simply illogical any more, and the American Taxpayer is footing every ridiculous bill and whim.

      BZ

  4. This kind of thinking applies to car accidents too.

    When I was rear-ended at a 4-way stop sign by an illegal immigrant driving a cab AND under a deportation order for over 2 decades, the officer of the court said to me in arbitration: “The sympathies of the court lie with the poor immigrant. If this situation were reversed, he’d be taking you to the cleaners.” That’s word for word!

    • And I believe every word. Can’t get blood from an illegal rock, but YOU can be tapped for all your blood because you’re an American Taxpayer, the ONLY source of blood.

      BZ

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