GOP waits about 35 seconds after taking power before kicking Conservatives in the crotch

John Boehner MascaraHere, John Boehner wears mascara in order to emphasize the innocent sweetness of his lash-lovely eyes and his perfectly rouged lips. “How can you not trust me?” his exquisitely-tanned persona seems to ask.  “Easy,” I respond.

In the Classic Old Staid GOPGo Along To Get Along” Mode via John Andrew Boehner, he did his level best to ensure the $1.1 TRILLION dollar Omnibus bill passed the House, 216 to 209.

Laura Ingraham Twitted:

The Dems split w/Obama HELPS Dems in 2016. The GOP’s war on conservative principles HARMS GOP in 2016.

As well as this:

How much ACTUAL debate on the SUBSTANCE of the $1.1T bill was there? No one wanted to defend this.

And this:

. was planning to do this all along. Gave Obama almost everything he wanted; shafted conservatives.

From the AssociatedPress.org:

House approves $1.1T bill financing government

WASHINGTON (AP) — Republicans have muscled a $1.1 trillion bill financing government agencies through the House after President Barack Obama phoned Democratic lawmakers and urged them to back the measure.

The House approved the measure late Thursday by 219-206.

Many conservatives opposed it because it did not block Obama’s recent executive actions on immigration. A large majority of House Democrats opposed it because of provisions easing some restrictions on banks and allowing higher political contributions by big donors.

Obama backed the bill and called wavering Democratic lawmakers to persuade them to help it pass.

The bill must now be approved by the Democratic-run Senate.

Thanks for being the perennial sell-out, John Andrew.

I might suggest a scheduled and long-needed upcoming trip to Spines N Us.

BZ

P.S.

Oh, Crimea River:

 

Another view of Speaker John Boehner: he’s not moderate enough

John Boehner Quite Frakking TanI chanced across a news site called the Missoulian, sent to me by a comment-friend (the symbols I cannot reproduce here in my basic version of WordPress), which featured a headline in this article that reads:

Congress: House Speaker John Boehner unwilling to jeopardize his position

Pat Williams, Missoula

Republican Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives John Boehner and I are friends. We have seldom visited since I left the Congress in 1997, but during Boehner’s first years in the House I was the chairman of an education committee of which he was a member.

Boehner, despite our political differences, was attentive, engaged and always considering fresh ways, as he saw it, to improve the nation’s schools. I liked him and still do – although now I am troubled by the policy and political muddle in which he has been cast. It is also disappointing to note that he prefers to follow rather than lead.

Boehner, although a genuine “corporations come first” Republican, is far more moderate than his four dozen Republican members who agree with the “take no prisoners” radicalized creed of their tea party constituents. That minority within the House Majority trampled roughshod over the preferences of most of the citizenry by taking the U.S. federal government hostage to their demands.

And, of course, here is where the writer and I agree then depart, and not just a tad bit, but radically.

Yes.  Agreed: Boehner is “far more moderate than his four dozen Republican members who with the ‘take no prisoners’ radicalized creed of their tea party constituents.”

But a massively-important interjection: to believe in the Constitution, to believe in a limited government, to believe in a Constitution that, by its nature, tends to limit government (as I, frankly, quite nicely summarized here) is not a concept or philosophy that can be categorized as “radical” unless you yourself are a radical and a disbeliever in the brilliant precepts of our founding fathers — as horribly Caucasoid as they may have been.  Damn them for that.  When you minimize our foundational documents you bleat for a “Living Constitution.”  Meaning: you simply want more governmental Free Cheese.

In my opinion, as I wrote in 2010, it all gets down to:

POSITIVE vs NEGATIVE RIGHTS:

Our current Constitution frames much of what we value in terms of what the government cannot do.

–  The government cannot engage in unreasonable searches and seizures

–  It cannot inflict cruel and unusual punishment. 

The vitally-important final paragraph from the article is:

However, this year’s Boehner seems to feel the Speaker’s cloak slipping from his shoulders and apparently is unwilling to jeopardize his vaulted position. Thus he continues to substitute ducking and dodging for bold leadership. Perhaps it was too much to hope, but wouldn’t it have been historic if Speaker Boehner told his Republicans to either act like adults or find themselves a new Speaker of the House?

The GOP has pretty much “gone along to get along” and I am primarily done with that philosophy.

Captain ObviousBecause I should care to point out the statue of Captain Obvious standing in the room: when is it, precisely, when a moderate Republican has been embraced recently by the electorate, or not been demonized by the press, or not been castigated by the Demorats?  Clue me in, if you please: when?

So: “wouldn’t it have been historic if Speaker Boehner told his Republicans to either act like adults or find themselves a new Speaker of the House?”

Again, another point of departure with the — I submit — Leftist author: his Republicans in the arms-length guise of Ted Cruz ARE acting like adults.  The Fiscal Adults.  The Logical Adults.  The Common Sense Adults.  Sitting at the Adult’s Table.  As opposed to the kid’s table at Thanksgiving.  Because: there are no adults in DC these days.

Additionally: the GOP should find itself a new Speaker of the House.  Perhaps John Boehner should feel the speaker’s cloak slipping from his tanned shoulders.

One House suggestion: Tom McClintock.

An actual Conservative.

BZ

 

 

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