Why Fornicalia is well and truly lost:

And this is no “Urban Myth.”

No Photoshop, no digital effects.  This is completely, 100% accurate:

SFPD Chief Heather Fong, at left, is the first outwardly lesbian Chief of Police in San Francisco’s history.

Theresa Sparks, center, is a former male.  She is president of the San Francisco Police Commission and CEO of a multi-million dollar sex toy retailer.  She is transgender.

Sgt Stephen Thorne, at right, a former female, is the first transgender male SFPD police officer.

But — of course — I couldn’t tell any of that by the photograph.  Because that would be wrong.  Or perhaps insightful.  You choose.

San Francisco’s representative is — brace yourself — Nancy Pelosi.

Any questions from the audience?

BZ