US government Kabuki Theater, Pt. I

This is the beginning of a series of posts dealing with issues where some individuals in the United States government are attempting to hold at least a portion of the rest of the federal government accountable and responsible for its actions and inactions. The public displays we find, however, are not unlike the most bizarre of Kabuki Theater or Theater of the Absurd.

Jason Chaffetz vs BLM, otherwise know as the Bureau of Land Management.

Please remember, ladies and gentlemen, these are your federal tax dollars either

  1. At work, or
  2. Pissed away with abandon

More to come.

BZ

 

Sequestration: putting things in perspective

Let’s face it, Mr Obama in DC is doing his level best to ensure that the maximum “hurt” is placed upon the Taxpayers, Proles, Groundlings and Serfs due to the heinous “sequestration” that he first demanded.  A “hurt” on dolemites and parasites?  Not so much.

Initially, Mr Obama was stupid enough to state in public, heard by southern Fornicalia Representative John Campbell, that White House tours were halted at the request of the US Secret Service — way back on March 5th.  This was because of their vast expense: $16,000 per week.  The White House spends $16,000 per week on door-shutting and toilet-flushing. This declaration was puerile and immature, in its best light.

Because, after all, at its foundation, Mr Obama quite isn’t responsible for anything.  He is simply a small and miniscule leaf caught in the cascading torrent of the Evil Republican waters!  Poor him!

Uh, no.  Mr Obama, that’s called a LIE.  YOU, sir, could have — at any time — made a request that, in the interest of the public and “for the children,” the White House tours were inviolate.   Untouchable.  Sacrosanct.  But no.  You purposely chose to close the tours and let the USSS be the public “sacrificial lamb” because you, sir, have not the slightest molecule of scruples or morals or balls.  It was time to make the “children” “suffer” and “hurt.”  Good job with that, sir.  Mission accomplished!

Today, it was announced that 149 smaller FAA-controlled aircraft towers would be shut down due to that heinous “sequestration” word.  Again, an attempt to hurt the Little People.

Because, after all, the Big People “still have theirs.”  Their Big Jets.  Ooooh, such nice and big jets!  Quiet!  Powerful!  Such nice jets with no interference from Groundlings or Proles or Serfs or Taxpayers with their insignificant little and bothersome questions!  The DC Superiors still have their nice and big and powerful and private jets!

Air Force One Mini Series:  On Board Air Force One NGCUS  - Ep Code: 4206Look at the big plane!  People in suits!  Big cars!  Red carpets!

Shall the DC Elite ever have to fly in public jets?  No, hok-ptui!  No, I say!  They are above mixing and mingling with the Terribly Unwashed!  How could you ever think of making such a demand??!!?

They need their free Senate Barbers!  They need their free Private Credit Unions!  It is a rich and important history that the perfumed princes and princesses receive their due share!

After all — they are much better than you or me!

And rest assured our DC politicians squander not one damned penny of your hard-earned taxpayer cash!

VP Joe Biden and his entourage deserved every bit of its $459,388.65 hotel bill rung up in London this February.  We must remember: it takes a lot of detailed and concerned care to maintain such delicate hair plugs as displayed on the pate of Mr Biden.

Further, Mr Biden’s one-night stay at the Hotel Intercontinental Paris Le Grand tabbed up to $585,000.50 (fitty-cen’ for the Concierge tip from Mr Biden).

As with you, I am clearly thinking: this is indeed money well spent!

Screw the damned kids.  They just don’t know where the priorities need to be set in the current administration.

BZ