California: excusing rape, drugs and burglary; soon to excuse murder?

“Of course, BZ,” you exclaim, “that headline can’t be correct.”

Except that, well, yes, it is correct. California currently excuses some cases of rape and, via a grand new bill signed by the addled Governor Jerry Brown (whom the CHP allows out in public only on certain monitored days of lucidity), may end up excusing murder.

They’ve laid the groundwork themselves via AB 1810. More on that later. “But where,” you may ask, “would California get the idea to excuse murder, BZ?”

Would it shock you if I were to suggest Canada? Is this headline sufficiently startling for you? From the VanCourier.com:

Strangling off-duty cop gave killer PTSD, defence tells sentencing judge

by Aly Thompson

HALIFAX — A lawyer for a Halifax man who strangled an off-duty police officer argues that his mental illness — brought on by the murder — should be a mitigating factor in deciding his parole eligibility.

Christopher Garnier, 30, was convicted in December of second-degree murder and interfering with a dead body in the 2015 death of 36-year-old Catherine Campbell.

The jury found that Garnier strangled Campbell, a Truro police officer, and used a compost bin to dump her body near a harbour bridge on Sept. 11, 2015, after the pair met at a Halifax bar.

The murder conviction carries an automatic life sentence, but a hearing to determine when Garnier will be able to apply for parole is scheduled for Monday in Nova Scotia Supreme Court.

In submissions filed with the court, defence lawyer Joel Pink said his client was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder by a psychiatrist hired by the defence, Dr. Stephen Hucker, and by the psychologist who is currently treating him.

The event that brought on the PTSD: the murder itself.

“What a novel idea,” Leftists galloping under their purple-clouded skies say, clutching their safety pins, unicorns and Tide pods.

Novel indeed. Let’s examine some of California’s past bills and propositions that ably assisted the realm’s proud acquisition of #1 Shithole State. What an accomplishment! (We’ll get to AB 1810 in a bit.)

First came Proposition 47, approved by California’s idiot voters in 2014. Yes, I’m talking to anyone and everyone who voted to shoot common sense in the head. Otherwise known in the California criminal justice system (yes, there is justice for criminals in California; just not for victims) as “realignment,” it placed the onus for housing and caring for hundreds and hundreds of serious felons — many whom had done time, for example, in Pelican Bay’s SHU for multiple murders or the murders of prison staff and other inmates — from secure state facilities into absolutely unprepared county facilities.

Low grade county facilities whose antiquated designs were better suited to house drunks, batterers, warrant violators and the like. Only some jails, like those in LA County for example, had the ability to house extremely violent offenders. Temporarily. And that space — as with space around all 58 California counties — was limited.

So limited that, operating under a consent decree, a number of County of Los Angeles buses (they’ve got a large fleet) were filled to capacity with inmates constantly driven around LA in order to avoid being accused, under that consent decree, of violating the maximum number of inmates housed within the jail during certain periods of time. I shite thee not. A 24/7 Inmate Bus Tour of LA environs.

Proposition 47 also reduced these crimes to misdemeanors:

The law includes simple possession of heroin and cocaine. Prior to Proposition 47, only simple possession of marijuana for personal use was a misdemeanor.

So check this out as well:

Proposition 47 also added a new misdemeanor section to the Penal Code: Penal Code section §459.5:  Shoplifting, entering commercial establishment during regular business hours, with intent to commit larceny, where the value does not exceed $950 (or intent to commit larceny does not exceed that amount). If you could, prior to Prop 47, prove intent to steal (entering the store with concealed bags, etc), you could charge a felony under 459 PC. No more.

If you are charged with one of the above crimes, and eligible for Proposition 47, then you will only be charged with a misdemeanor, which means:

The conviction does not carry state prison time, as a felony conviction does.  Misdemeanor convictions carry 6 months-1 year, as the maximum amount of jail time. With probation, no jail time may be possible.

Translated: A thief can now steal something valued under $950 on a daily basis and it will never rise to felony status. You want real world? Here’s real world:

“Every bicycle in our building has been stolen,” says Karen Burns, president of a San Francisco condo association. “I’ve caught so many people stealing packages. They don’t care. They know nothing will happen to them. It’s crazy. It’s horrible. I feel like these people need to go to jail.”

Proposition 47 didn’t stop with theft. The personal use of illegal drugs was also reclassified to a misdemeanor. Although the intent may have been kind (it’s cruel to punish people for having an addiction) and practical (they’ll emerge from prison hardened, and a felony on their record makes it more difficult to reintegrate into society), the downstream impact on the community at large has been disastrous. In San Fransisco, for example, shooting up in public is commonplace, whether it’s on the steps of City Hall, in front of a supermarket, or at the entrance to a children’s playground.

I have this video as proof.

Don’t believe the studies in California. Believe reality.

Residents who are experiencing an uptick in so-called low-level crimes in their neighborhoods are baffled by studies indicating otherwise. For example, a December 2017 Center on Criminal and Juvenile Justice report shows property crimes down by an average of 18.1 percent across the state. Those numbers are false, says Michael Rushford, president of the Sacramento-based Criminal Justice Legal Foundation, a nonprofit public-interest law organization: “More, not fewer, of these crimes are being committed, but people aren’t reporting them. In most cases they have to do it online, and they end up not doing it. They don’t believe anything will happen, so don’t see the point. And they’re right.”

But wait; there’s more.

Certainly San Franciscans aren’t debating whether or not crime is up. They know it is. In January, Police Chief William Scott acknowledged a 24 percent jump in property crimes from 2016 to 2017. Auto break-ins have soared in every district, and the arrest rate for them is an astonishing 1.6 percent. Citizens are right to feel disgusted and demoralized. In areas such as the Tenderloin, which is home for many of the city’s low-income immigrants, impoverished senior citizens, and families with young children, quality of life has deteriorated. Now more than ever, residents and merchants are living with a proliferation of addicts who roll up their sleeves, inject, and then nod off on the sidewalks or career down the street and into traffic. To fulfill customer demand, dealers sell packets of powder or pills in plain view of passers-by. There is no reason to hide. Why not shoot up wherever you want, leave bloody syringes in piles, steal, and deal when there are few if any consequences?

But there are repercussions, and they’ve felt by every person — young and old, rich and poor — who is robbed and lives among the growing cadre of drug users and dealers and what it’s all done to their neighborhoods.

Here’s a pertinent example from a defense law firm in California:

Herman is sitting in his car using cocaine, and a police car pulls up behind him. The police see that Herman has 100 grams of cocaine open, in addition to the actual cocaine he is using. The officers arrest Herman. Herman is charged and convicted of a felony under Health and Safety Code section 11350 for simple possession of a controlled substance for personal use. With the felony, Herman serves time in jail, loses his right to vote, sit on a jury, and has to inform potential employers that he has a felony conviction, when applying for jobs.

After Proposition 47:

Same scenario. Herman can only be charged and convicted of a misdemeanor conviction. His diligent attorney is able to negotiate a plea that does not include jail time. At the conclusion of his probation, he will be eligible for an expungement, and will not have to inform potential employers that he has been convicted of any crime, when applying for jobs.

What This Means:

Simple Possession of a Controlled Substance for personal use, under Health and Safety Code section 11350 is now always charged as a misdemeanor4.  Unless Herman was arrested with scales, baggies, or any other indication that he intended to sell the cocaine in his possession, regardless of the amount, Herman can only be charged with a misdemeanor offense under Health and Safety Code section 11350, possession of a controlled substance for personal use.

Read that again: regardless of the amount. Herman can have an entire kilo of cocaine and it’s only a misdemeanor. I mean, hell, Herman will eventually get around to all of it, right?

Here’s another bit of reality:

(Criminal, Semisi) Sina said he rejoiced when he first heard about Proposition 47. He said he didn’t start stealing bicycles until the proposition raised the threshold for a felony theft to $950.

“Proposition 47, it’s cool,” Sina said. “Like for me, I can go do a [commercial] burglary and know that if it’s not over $900, they’ll just give me a ticket and let me go.”

He was sentenced to rehab five times this year but did not show up for a single session.

Man, that’s a forehead-slapper. Never saw that coming.

In Sacramento County, for example, theft cases aren’t even prosecuted for items under $950 in value. That means, in essence, you can steal with impunity. Guess what? Property crimes skyrocketed. And dope? Hell, marijuana is legal in California. Yet, California can’t manage to acquire a sufficient amount of dope for buyers, and many of those considering official sales are having second thoughts due to the regulations, policies and massive fees associated with distributors. Licenses easily run up to $75,000 and beyond. California thinks dope is going to be a perennial cash cow. Translated: the State of California could fuck up selling ice in hell.

How about California’s Proposition 57, passed by walking dead California voters in 2016?

Yet Proposition 47’s crafting was superior to what Californians witnessed in Proposition 57, which voters approved in 2016. This law made it easier for “nonviolent” felons to win parole. But again, its authors failed to sweat the details, using an existing, over-broad list of nonviolent crimes that included rape of an unconscious person and violent child abuse. The worst fears about Proposition 57 were confirmed in February, when a state judge ruled that the state could not retroactively rewrite the measure in a way that denied possible early release to thousands of violent sex offenders.

I know you’re still wondering: “what the hell does this have to do with murders in California, BZ?” Roll with me, we’re getting there.

From NBCLosAngeles.com:

Inmates with Violent Pasts Paroled Under Prop. 57

by Eric Leonard

A number of California prison inmates who committed violent crimes, including stabbings and shootings, have been granted parole under Proposition 57’s Nonviolent Parole Program, according to records obtained by NBC 4.

Prop. 57, approved by voters in 2016, promised to reduce the state’s overcrowded prisons by expanding parole eligibility for nonviolent criminals, and by encouraging inmates to take part in rehabilitation, therapy, and vocational programs.

How did California do that? Wait for it. Wait for it.

By reducing some more reprehensible crimes from felonies to misdemeanors. The proposition purposely changed the definition of a “violent crime” in California. Read this:

Some violent felonies that are now reclassified as nonviolent include rape of an unconscious person or use of a date rape drug, domestic violence, exploding a destructive device with intent to cause injury and assault with a deadly weapon.

No. I’m not kidding.

Among crimes not on that list — and therefore possibly viewed as nonviolent — are assault with force, rape of an unconscious person, battery with serious injury, some domestic violence, some child abuse and exploding a destructive device with intent to commit injury.

No. I’m not kidding. And yes, we’ve finally arrived at my headline reference. From the SanDiegoUnionTribune.com:

Now, in the worst example of rushed reform yet, Gov. Jerry Brown this week signed into law Assembly Bill 1810 — a budget “trailer bill” with no credited author that takes effect immediately. It includes a provision that appears to allow defendants charged with any crime to get the charges put on hold and perhaps eventually dismissed if they can persuade a judge that the offense resulted from a mental disorder that a mental health expert says is treatable.

A case can be made that a defendant’s mental illness should be considered by prosecutors and judges — it’s certainly relevant. Senate Bill 215, now before the Legislature, would have allowed this in defined, limited circumstances. But instead of vetoing AB 1810 and letting this debate proceed, Brown short-circuited it. He did so despite being warned by San Diego County District Attorney Summer Stephan that this is “the most irresponsible legislation our state has ever seen” and that it would “wreak havoc in our criminal justice system.”

You see where I’m going now. Any sort of a “mental issue” can now, in California, possibly yield some kind of a demented “get out of jail free” card.

If a defendant in California makes a claim that they committed a specified crime due to some sort of mental health problem — and the judge agrees — they may find themselves eligible for “diversion” instead of prosecution for said crime. But wait. It gets better. The defendant receives whatever “counseling” is decided to be appropriate. And once they’re declared to be “better” they don’t go back to court to stand trial for the offense; oh no. Their record gets sealed. And they walk out of the facility and out of court. A California criminal version of ServPro: “like it never happened.”

Let’s go down the list:

  • No restitution? Check!
  • No responsibility? Check!
  • No input from prosecutors at all? Check!
  • No protection of any victim or victims? Check!
  • No chance to question anyone? Check!
  • No chance to even question the psychiatrists involved at all? Check!
  • No justice whatsoever? Double check!

Under the law, defendants who fall within the category of “mental disorder” include those who have the following illnesses: male hypoactive sexual disorder; sexual sadism; voyeurism; pyromania; oppositional defiant disorder and kleptomania.

The language in the bill only stipulates that the defendant “substantially comply” with diversion to earn a dismissal. What is the standard for “substantial”?

You will never know, as his or her record was expunged by a judge who gave this person an incredible break by allowing this two-year diversion program.

Diversion where? In a custodial facility? In an open-style halfway house in the community? At home?

Let’s examine the “disorders.”

  • You could rape or kill (or both) a female because you have “male hypoactive sexual disorder.
  • You could beat women unconscious, incapacitate them, penetrate them, commit mayhem, because you have “sexual sadism.”
  • Women could beat men in the same fashion. We’re equal, after all.
  • You could peep into windows or expose yourself to children, because you have “voyeurism.” Why stop there? You could climb inside the house and kill everyone.
  • You could set fires or wildfires resulting in billions of dollars in damage, thousands of acres scorched, vegetation and trees eliminated, the air fouled for weeks and weeks with countless burning deaths, because you have “pyromania.”
  • You could kill cops or anyone in any kind of an authority position — perhaps politicians or judges as well — because you have “oppositional defiant disorder.”
  • You could steal anything and everything from now into perpetuity, because you have “kleptomania.”

Now re-read that article at the top of my post. Certainly we have a ready excuse for that. Hell, there may even be an app for that.

This is dangerous beyond dangerous, in a state that is already manic-depressive — and refusing to take its meds.

If anyone thought California politicians actually possessed brains, I must disabuse you of that execrable notion. They instead contain sweetbreads, giblets and loose marbles.

Boy, am I being kind.

And wow, shit is about to get real in California. Pass the popcorn.

BZ

P.S.

Avoid California. Do not come here, do not visit, do not drop by to see your Aunt Sharise, do not come here for a vacation, stay the hell away from San Francisco (unless you’re interesting in carting away some wild and festering communicable disease that won’t ever respond to antibiotics), don’t purchase food grown here, don’t buy plants or animals raised here but — more importantly — do your level best to ensure California keep its contagious and poisoned thoughts and policies within its own pus-ridden borders and, most importantly, import them not. Sometimes states exist as putrid examples of what not to do with a once-beautiful landscape.

Schadenfreude and the State of California

As a precursor please see my post about Schadenfreude and Jerry Brown.

We begin with this article from Sacramento’s revered Leftist news source, SacBee.com:

Blood, syringes, feces: CalTrans workers seek protections for clearing homeless camps

by Marjie Lundstrom

(Subtitled: Because, After All, Somebody’s Gotta Do It)

Under a freeway overpass, beneath a busy bridge, the ragged tents and shopping carts multiply, communities of human beings glimpsed in the rear-view mirrors of passing motorists.

The job often falls to the California Department of Transportation to clean up these homeless encampments, but highway workers have now drawn their own line in the sand.

Last week, the union representing Caltrans maintenance workers filed a grievance against the department, contending that employees responsible for the massive cleanups are not being adequately protected.

In many instances, workers are not given appropriate protective gear, vaccinations, training or enough compensation for the “dangerous hazmat duties they are performing” on Caltrans property, according to the grievance filed by the International Union of Operating Engineers, Unit 12.

Uh-oh. California not perhaps living up to its Idyllic Utopian Goals? No, not IUDs. I wrote: IUGs. Sheesh.

“It’s extremely hazardous, it’s extremely dangerous,” said Steve Crouch, the union’s director of public employees, who filed the grievance.

Crouch, who has spoken with numerous workers in the field, said he hears the same lament: “We didn’t sign on for this.”

Oh but wait. Most certainly you did. Simply by living in the PSWFLRFC, or the People’s Socialist Workers Freedom Liberation Republic Front of California.

It gets better, but only when the truth emerges.

One Caltrans worker, who asked not to be named for fear of retribution, said he has been involved in at least six cleanups so far this year.

“I’ve been exposed to blood, needles, women’s feminine products. Five-gallon buckets of human feces,” he told The Bee.

Let that roil around in your Brain Theater for a moment or three.

His protective gear? A pair of gloves, he said.

“And that’s really not protective,” he quickly added. “It’s funky, and I’m putting this politely. It’s extremely nasty. You never know what you’re going to step in.”

Or on. And it’s not cheap. But hell, you California taxpayers are footing the bill and you don’t seem to mind.

According to Caltrans’ in-house publication, Mile Marker magazine, the department has spent about $29.2 million cleaning up encampments since fiscal 2012-13. Caltrans estimated the bill in 2016-17 to be more than $10 million – a 34 percent increase over the previous year – and involved all 12 regional districts.

The rising costs coincide with California’s growing homeless population, which increased by nearly 14 percent between 2016 and 2017 to an estimated 134,278, according to the most recent annual report by the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development. More than half of the nation’s homeless individuals were found in four states: California, New York, Florida and Texas, the report said.

California has already been cited for having the worst quality of life of all the states — 50th of the 50. Why not the greatest amount of filth and squalor as well? California at least strives for consistency.

California’s all about the environment. That’s why they love their homeless and their mental defectives. Read on.

For Caltrans, the typical camp cleanup takes days to complete, beginning with a notification posted at the site at least 72 hours before crews arrive, a recent Mile Marker article stated. Caltrans workers are escorted by state or local law enforcement and, in some cases, social workers and homeless advocates.

In carrying out the cleanups, the department cites the camps’ potential to damage highway infrastructure, contribute to community blight and pose health and safety risks. According to Caltrans, materials routinely found include human waste, spoiled food, animal carcasses, broken glass, toxic chemicals, hypodermic needles and weapons.

Don’t you think it’s time for CalTrans workers to just be quiet? Isn’t it their duty to simply do the job and shut up? They should be thankful to be given gloves. It’s California, man, a Leftist Utopia. Don’t they get that?

Union leader Crouch said he was not aware of any specific worker injuries but noted that “the potential is there.” San Diego, for instance, experienced a devastating Hepatitis A outbreak last year that swept through the region’s homeless population.

Oh come on. That’s just overblown. There’s nothing wrong with California that a much larger application of Leftist policies can’t cure.

BZ

 

Schadenfreude and Jerry Brown

California Governor Jerry Brown decided back in 2015 that he was going to live in the original Governors Mansion in downtown Sacramento, located at 1526 H Street between 15th and 16th Streets — where his father Edmund G. “Pat” Brown used to live as governor in the 1960s.

The mansion issues are, well, fairly obvious. There is no real fence per se, anyone can hop the thing. The portico on the west side provides the real security — plus other CHP DPS (Dignitary Protection Section) fixes and features that you might guess are present on the grounds.

Figure 1: CHP utilizing genetically-modified giant horses to guard the capitol area in downtown Sacramento. This is a real photograph and not Photoshopped (okay, I’ll spill: it’s a Clydesdale acquired from Budweiser in Vallejo at a reduced rate).

With that orientation and background in mind, let’s get into the gist of the story, from KFIAM640.com:

Homeless Man Arrested After Walking into Gov. Jerry Brown’s Residence

by RJ Johnson

A 51-year-old homeless man is in jail today after he allegedly walked into Gov. Jerry Brown’s mansion on H Street in Sacramento.

According to the CHP, Steven Seeley was arrested for trespassing “on the executive residence property, breaking a side window on the first floor of the residence.”

Seeley told the Sacramento Bee that he entered the history governor’s mansion without any interference from Brown’s security detail (that was apparently on site through the entire incident). The homeless man told reporters that he had spotted some wild animals, possibly lions or cougars, on the streets of midtown Sacramento. He says he walked through the door of the mansion to warn Brown’s security detail because he knew they had “big guns.”

Seeley is partially correct. CHP’s DPS have guns; perhaps not “big” like .50 caliber “big” just clanking about the hallways, but certainly of sufficient size and heft to perform an adequate task at the mansion.

Here’s where it becomes interesting.

Seeley says he entered Brown’s residence to help prevent the governor from being attacked. 

“I was looking for the security staff, but I didn’t see anybody,” Seeley said Thursday. “I thought the governor was in trouble, I thought he was in danger of being attacked by the wild animals, so I walked in. I yelled ‘Jerry.'”

Seeley says that after he walked inside and didn’t see anyone, he heard muffled roaring and hid inside a small room or closet. He then left through a window in the room that led to a fenced-in yard, breaking the window and cutting himself in the process.

He did it out of love for our governor. Now that’s one selfless act, if you ask me. He tells us so, here.

But wait, there’s more.

He walked back out into the street, looking for help, asking multiple passers-by for help calling 911. Eventually, a couple pulled over and took him to the hospital where he underwent surgery and later arrested. 

Yeah. Two days later.

You see, there’s just a wee bit of schadenfreude involved for any number of reasons.

  • First: it was a homeless man. California loves its homeless. Wait. Until it doesn’t and they actually threaten someone important to the state — certainly not you or me;
  • Second: it was a mentally unhinged individual who felt compelled to enter the mansion due to the presence of lions or cougars (the four-footed variety; shame on you!) outside. California loves its unhinged. Wait. Until it doesn’t and they actually threaten someone important to the state — certainly not you or me;
  • Third: Governor Brown became apoplectic himself, threw camshafts and went 210/190 when he discovered his wife, Anne Gust, was present in the mansion when the incident occurred on April 19th — to the point that he demanded the man be arrested for a felony and that he do prison time.

Hang on; it gets better.

  • Fourth: — and you’re gonna love this one — that didn’t happen. Remember: the homeless nutcase was officially arrested for trespassing, which is a misdemeanor in California. Just above an infraction, which is what you have when an officer issues you, say, a traffic ticket.
  • Fifth: up to a few years ago this man could have been charged with 459 PC, burglary, a felony in the state. But because of measures and propositions (Brown’s lovingly-inspired Propositions 47 and 57 in this case) voted upon by politicians and the electorate, authorities know that, in today’s California environment, the intake DA will larf his or her arse off but upon seeing that report cross their desk.

Hence the misdemeanor charge of “trespassing,” 602 PC. All because of Jerry Brown-sponsored Leftist initiatives and laws to adjudge arrestees much less harshly because of the challenging environments they encountered as harmless and innocent children.

“Governor Brown and Schadenfreude, table for two, your table is ready.”

Drink up, Jerry.

BZ

 

Governor Brown ISN’T serious about water

Brown & The DroughtFirst: STOP THE SCAM-TRAM.
Second: BUILD DESALINATION PLANTS.

That’s how you solve Fornicalia’s drought.

Governor Brown, the poseur, had his fleet of security personnel trundle him up to the Sierra Nevada Mountains today, BZ’s back yard, for a photo op that proved without doubt he isn’t serious about Fornicalia’s water shortage in the face of its drought.

He wasn’t serious when he was governor in the 70s, and he isn’t serious now.

Brown had the opportunity to support and promote, for one thing, the Auburn Dam above the Sacramento Valley.  But he killed that project along with all others because he didn’t believe in funding infrastructure.

I find it so ironic that the man who killed dams and all other public projects (including vital additional highways) is finding himself in the hotseat regarding Fornicalia’s drought.

But his “solution” is no solution and proves he couldn’t care less about the state, much less the people who live here.  You know: Fornicalia, the COASTAL state.  The state with the ocean right next to its border.

The LA Times has decided it must continue to fellate Governor Brown, with its story here:

Brown orders California’s first mandatory water restrictions: ‘It’s a different world’

by Chris Megerian and Matt Stevens

Governor Jerry Brown, standing on a patch of brown grass in the Sierra Nevada that is usually covered with several feet of snow at this time of year, on Wednesday announced the first mandatory water restrictions in California history.

Brown ordered the California Water Resources Control Board to implement mandatory restrictions to reduce water usage by 25%. The water savings are expected to amount to 1.5 million acre-feet of water over the next nine months.

The article then goes on to describe a number of “water saving measures” that are akin to sitting in a chair and masturbating for all the good they will, overall, do.  The “measures” address nothing long-term.  The idiots amongst the media and ignorant Fornicalia residents applaud Brown.  What a strategic thinker!  The state’s growing illegal Mexican population can’t read and can’t understand English anyway.  Perfect for a conniving Demorat governor like Brown, where the state is 99.9% blue.  There are perhaps 75 Conservatives in Fornicalia.  Me and my Representative Tom McClintock in the 4th.  And trust me when I say I’ll Tweet him a copy of this post.

In other words, these “measures” won’t do much of anything to defray the crisis state of Fornicalia now and in the future.  Because Fornicalia alternates between floods and droughts.  There are few stable times in between.  “Crisis” is more normal than normal.

With that in mind, Governor Brown has embraced and wants to enable with every fiber of his being the Scam Tram — his “legacy” — despite it’s first work being “unspectacular.”

In fact, Brown’s Scam Tram will cost, at this point, over $68 BILLION DOLLARS through the next 16 years.  That is a conservative figure.  Approved in November of 2008, Proposition 1A, it allocated $9.95 BILLION DOLLARS for the project.  To say that this figure has expanded would insult even the retarded amongst my readers.

Further, the Scam Tram won’t reach its claimed speed of 200 mph at all; at this point, with its promised stops, it won’t much exceed the FRA common passenger speed of 79 mph mandated by most common passenger diesel-electric locomotives via their gearing.

Anyone think that $68 BILLION DOLLARS somehow equates to an approved-by-the-voters $9.95 BILLION DOLLARS?

Oddly enough, I do not.  It — call me crazy — sounds to me like some kind of scam.  Perhaps even a Scam Tram.

At this point, let’s ask an obvious and an equally-political question: what takes priority?  Solving a long-time state-wide drought issue, or providing a rail project that guarantees nothing in terms of water provisions?

Governor Brown, you have a quandary.  Fund the Scam Tram or fund the obvious: water infrastructure projects to include desalination plants dotted from the north to the south on your coast.

One DS plant is being built in San Diego, funded far before you appeared on the scene.

Desalination16,000 desalination plants operate world-wide.

Saudi Arabia has many of them.

Each US Navy ship has a desalination plant on board.

To Governor Brown: you can’t find it within yourself to prioritize water before a lame-assed go-nowhere Scam Tram?

BZ

 

Next for drought-struck Fornicalia: daily rationing per household?

California Drought TillingFrom the San Gabriel Valley Tribune:

Daily water allocation could be the next California drought strategy

by Steve Scauzillo

You probably know your Social Security number, your driver’s license number and perhaps the latest wrinkle in mattress marketing, your sleep number.

But do you know your drought number?

The latter represents the amount of water you are allowed to use per day. If you don’t know it, you probably should. Not knowing could cost you money. As California’s severe drought moves into a fourth year, state and local water agencies are working on something called “allocation-based rate structures,” a kind of precursor to water rationing that’s all the rage in Sacramento and in some areas such as Santa Cruz, Irvine and Santa Monica.

Here’s how it works: Your local water company, special district or city assigns you and your household a number in gallons — a daily water allocation. Usually, one number applies to maximum indoor water use, i.e. showers, kitchen and bathroom faucets, dishwashers, clothes washers, etc., and an extra allocation is assigned for outdoor use such as lawn irrigation.

Toilet manufacturers wishing to sell product in the US have already been required to create fixtures that went from 3.5 gallons per flush, to 1.6 gallons.  In 1992, President GHW Bush signed the law which mandated the current 1.6 gallon flush maximum.

One throne issue:

In 2011, the San Francisco Chronicle reported that, while low-flow toilets are estimated to have saved the city of San Francisco 20 million gallons of water per year, the reduction in water volume has caused waste sludge to back up in the city sewer pipes that were designed expecting a higher ratio of water to solids. The city is attempting to solve this by adding chlorine bleach to the pipes, a proposal that has raised environmental objections.[4] In house drain system design, smaller diameter drain pipes are being used to improve flow by forcing waste to run higher in the pipe and therefore have less tendency to settle along the pipe.

To continue from the SGVT:

While some call it a more equal way to meter out mandatory water conservation, others call it social engineering. Some say the idea simply will not work. 

True, laws instituted rarely if ever are repealed.  That is the nature of government.  And yes, the nature of social engineering as well.

After the new numbers are crunched, the state board could order the local agencies to implement stronger water-use regulations, such as banning all watering of lawns and all decorative fountains, she said.

Eastern Municipal Water District, which covers communities in the Inland Empire from Riverside to Hemet, has enacted a Stage  2 drought plan. Each single-family household with three residents gets 60 gallons per person per day. An outdoor allocation is provided based on whether a house has a pool or turf or both. Any household going over the total allocation will be charged an “excessive rate,” according to the plan.

What might that rate be, pray tell?  No one either knows, or will say.  Except:

Making water hogs pay a top-tier rate is another trend gaining popularity among water agencies.

For example, Irvine charges a “wasteful” rate of $12.60 per hundred cubic feet, well above the $1.34 base rate.

Just how onerous will this be?  Will it make people think long and hard as to when to flush their toilet?  Will Fornicalians in a multi-bathroom household decide to designate one toilet for urine, and one toilet for fecal waste?  The toilet for urine may tolerate multiple pissings and one or two flushes per day, depending on the number of persons in the household.  The toilet for fecal material will mandate more frequent flushes, cost-dependent.

It all depends on if you don’t care about a yellow toilet bowl, or one already occupied by a prior person’s feces.

In the meantime, as your lawn in Beverly Hills dies (or doesn’t, depending on your “shizzle” with the Beverly Hills Public Works manager), true Fornicalian middle class taxpayers continue to shoulder the burden for ILLEGALS who CONTINUE to demand infrastructure usage that we can no longer afford in many ways.

These are illegals that bald and elder Governor Jerry Brown insists on inviting — no, demanding — into Fornicalia.  Though lawful and abiding taxpayers cannot afford them on a budgetary level or an infrastructure level.

Here are the facts: farming uses roughly 80% of the water allocations in Fornicalia, because Fornicalia is still the literal breadbasket to the rest of the state, the nation and to parts of the world.  Fornicalia produces almost 70 percent of the country’s top 25 fruits, nuts, and vegetables.  Literally and figuratively.  You suss that last sentence out.

The bulk of Fornicalia’s water comes from the eastern Sierra Nevada Mountain snowpack per winter.  One of the reasons I live up here; I get my water before you in the flatlands do. And I know where to get more.

However, logically, a bad seasonal snowpack equals a poor water year for the flatlands.

But here’s the simultaneous hypocrisy and schadenfreude: elder Fornicalia Governor Jerry Brown must now deal with the issue of having made no attempts whatsoever, as junior governor, to improve any portion of Fornicalia’s infrastructure — to include the creation of new dams or reservoirs — because of his Leftist ideology.

He possessed the opportunity, for example, to approve the Auburn Dam, which would have created another 900 million + acre-feet of water available for thirsty residents downstream.  That equates, in my mind, to a man-made drought ahead of its time.

Brown's Chauffeured Satellite, 1974Yet, whilst he was swiving Linda Rondstadt in his lofty downtown Sacramento apartment directly across the street from the capital and having his “plain wrapped” motor pool 1974 Plymouth Satellite chauffeured (which acquired roughly 16 mpg with its 383 CID engine, as he eschewed the former governor’s Cadillac limousine with its concomitant terrible 13 mpg, and translated into nothing more than Leftist “smoke and mirrors” for the ignorant amongst Fornicalia voters) to various points, Brown not only accomplished nothing, but pointedly refused to expand Fornicalia freeways and infrastructure projects.

Coming back to haunt you, Edmund Gerald Brown, Jr.?

Because of water (please see Marc Reisner’s book “Cadillac Desert,” and hearken to the underlying theme of the classic 1974 Polanski film “Chinatown”), southern Fornicalia administrators in particular were and are able to turn arid desert into fecund and productive land.

Water issues coming back to haunt you, Edmund Gerald Brown, Jr.?

I cry crocodile tears.  You made your bed and those who don’t recognize that bed are your immediate ignorant voting base — which is why you embrace more voters who can’t even understand the English language.

BZ