Voter fraud? Of course not. Unless you’re talking about California

Amongst other states. This is just the beginning. And why is it only fraud for the Left? That’s a toughie to suss out, isn’t it? A real forehead-slapper, eh wot?

First, from Breitbart.com:

Judicial Watch Warns California: 11 Counties Have More Voters than Voting-Age Citizens

by Joel B Pollak

Judicial Watch, a conservative watchdog organization, has sent a letter to California Secretary of State Alex Padilla on behalf of the Election Integrity Project, noting that there are 11 counties in the state with more registered voters, and alleging that the state may be out of compliance with Section 8 of the National Voter Registration Act (NVRA).

The letter contains a threat to sue the Secretary of State if Padilla does not remove from the rolls “persons who have become ineligible to vote by reason of death, change in residence, or a disqualifying criminal conviction, and to remove noncitizens who have registered to vote unlawfully.” It gives Padilla 14 days to respond, and 90 days to correct alleged violations of the law.

“This is not the voter fraud you’re looking for,” Demorats insist nationally.

Wait now, just wait. Hold up on that car wash.

IVN.us wrote:

California Voter Rolls a Joke Say Judicial Watch, Election Integrity Project

by Jeff Powers

In a letter dated August 1, 2017 and sent to California Secretary of State Alex Padilla, Judicial Watch is demanding the state clean up its voter rolls.

In cooperation with the Election Integrity Project, Judicial Watch contends the state of California is in violation of Section 8 of the National Voter Registration Act (NVRA) as they claim “eleven counties in California have more registered voters than citizen voting age population calculated by the U.S. Census Bureau’s 2011-2015 American Community Survey.”

The NVRA requires states to conduct reasonable list maintenance to maintain an accurate record of eligible voters for federal elections.

Eleven counties? Which ones?

  • Imperial (102%)
  • Lassen (102%)
  • Los Angeles (112%)
  • Monterey (104%)
  • San Diego (138%)
  • San Francisco (114%)
  • San Mateo (111%)
  • Santa Cruz (109%)
  • Solano (111%)
  • Stanislaus (102%)
  • Yolo (110%)

I wonder, just wonder, to which party most of those counties slant? It is Fornicalia, after all.

A copy of the letter sent by Judicial Watch to California Secretary of State is here.

Voter fraud favoring Demorats and Leftists simply doesn’t exist, as we all know. Yet:

No voter fraud here.

No electronic voter fraud here.

No voter fraud here.

No biased voter fraud here in favor of Demorats.

No voter fraud here.

No voter fraud here.

No voter fraud here.

No voter fraud here for Eric Holder.

No voter fraud here.

I’m running out of space and motivation. The examples are endless.

I think you Grok the picture.

BZ

 

BZ’s Berserk Bobcat Saloon, “The Aftermath,” Thursday, August 3rd, 2017, with the Underground Professor and Big Sarge

My. That’s a long headline.

Broadcasting behind enemy lines in Occupied Fornicalia from the Belly of the Beast, the Bill Mill in Sacramento, Fornicalia, I proffer my thanks to the SHR Media Network for allowing me to broadcast in their studio and over their air twice weekly, Tuesdays and Thursdays, as well as appear on the Sack Heads Radio Show™ each Wednesday evening.

We spent the first half hour with our new standard Thursday guest, the Underground Professor, Dr Michael Jones, an actual Constitutional scholar who told us about the difference in ConLaw, as in stare decisis (law involving primarily precedence) vs historical considerations. Hillsdale College students can run circles around Harvard and Yale students because of this. As Dr Jones said, “baby boomers are surrendering the interpretation of the Constitution to Millennials.”

Nice beard dude. Ahem. I am frequently confused with the Underground Professor, as his obvious stand-in.

We then spent the rest of the show speaking to Big Sarge, the creator and host of MOAB Radio who can be found on Twitter @MOABRadio101 and on Facebook here from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Big Sarge is a massive supporter of veterans, Conservatives, Sheepdogs of all models and stripes.

Please note: I didn’t play one audio cut Tuesday night — there was just great talk — and I did the same exact thing Thursday night because the talk was just SO. DAMNED. GOOD. This is a massive precedent for me. It has never happened before because, frankly, I revere my audio cuts and how I comment on them. My audio tabs are howling in protest. I simply say: nothing succeeds like success.

Tonight in the Saloon:

  • I spoke to the Underground Professor, Dr Michael Jones;
  • I spoke to Big Sarge of MOAB Radio;
  • That’s all you need to know.

If you care to listen to the show in Spreaker, please click on start.

Listen to “BZ’s Berserk Bobcat Saloon, “The Aftermath,” Thursday, August 3rd, 2017″ on Spreaker.

If you care to watch the show on YouTube, please click on start.

Next Tuesday’s show will feature renowned suspense/thriller author TERRENCE McCAULEY who has written over eight books and has his own Amazon Author Page here.

And please, if you wish to help veterans, Terrence has pledged that every sale of his novella THE DEVIL DOGS OF BELLEAU WOOD goes straight to the Semper Fi Fund.

Look: buy a book. Help a vet.

Please join me, the Bloviating Zeppelin (on Twitter @BZep and on Gab.ai @BZep), every Tuesday and Thursday night on the SHR Media Network from 11 PM to 1 AM Eastern and 8 PM to 10 PM Pacific, at the Berserk Bobcat Saloon — where the speech is free but the drinks are not.

As ever, thank you so kindly for listening, commenting, and interacting in the chat room or listening later via podcast.

Want to listen to all the Berserk Bobcat Saloon archives in podcast? Go here. Want to watch the past shows on YouTube? Please visit the SHR Media Network YouTube channel here.

BZ

 

Again, “minorities” being racist: black brunch

[I use quotation marks above because, in Occupied Fornicalia, Caucasoids like myself   are now the statistical minority.BZ]

Servative, Black BrunchSeems that, on Twitter, the phrase “black brunch” is popular.  I had to ask @Servative just what “black brunch” is.  He referred me to this post on Twitchy, and also to this web site, the BlackOutCollective.org.  That site indicates you can download “black brunch” here in PDF format.  I advise that you do so, in order to understand what’s before us all.

Protesting isn’t un-American.  Protesting is important and has its place in a polite society.  But logical protestation doesn’t include burning buidlings, blocking freeways and streets, rioting, walking into businesses and declaring all Caucasoids within as racist or promoting lingo and phrases that are just flat factually incorrect such as “hands up don’t shoot.”

Michael Brown wasn’t interested in keeping his hands up; he was interested in disarming and charging Officer Darren Wilson.

And Eric Garner wasn’t killed with some stupid “choke hold.”  He died due to positional asphyxia and his poor health, morbid obesity and high blood pressure.  And, oh yeah: committing a crime.  Just like Michael Brown.

Remove the crime and you remove law enforcement involvement.

Had these two individuals not chosen to involve themselves in crime, they would not have been encountered by law enforcement.  It isn’t simpler than that.

“Black brunch” also gets down to this, courtesy of Twitter:

Attention White ManAttention White Man 1Guess if Caucasoids are involved, there is no excuse for being Evil and Guilty.

Except that I am neither evil nor guilty.  By now Leftists should Grok that I don’t succumb to GOWP ploys.  I am invulnerable to same.

Because, frankly, this kind of puerile jejune shite doesn’t play with me, as I know my history.  I know that my forebears fought for the blue.  I have the family pocket watch from the 1800s to prove it, ensconced in a tasteful glass display case given to me by my father and his father before him and his father’s brother before him.  As well as his discharge papers from the blue.

Illiterate persons reading my blog won’t have a clue as to what I wrote in the above paragraph — and that would include the bulk of Leftists and “minorities” today.

I couldn’t care less.  Facts and history are on my side.

Black Brunch Chinese FemaleThe ridiculous Leftist bullshite continues.  Seems like statistics — if one but deems to look for same — would conclude blacks are conducting their own personal pogrom via black gangs.  They don’t need Caucasoids to assist; they’re doing a fine job themselves.

Black Brunch - Berserkeley iPhone StoreMy Caucasoid brain isn’t melting; it’s merely considering the pentasolum of facts, logic, common sense, rationality and proportion.  And I’m sure iPhone customers shouted, hooted and clapped in response to this chick as they tried to purchase Apple products produced by oppressed Chinese workers paid a few cents a day on behalf of Leftists worldwide who absolutely can not do without their iPhones of the newest bent.

Black Brunch for GOWPsCaucasoids have even attempted to guilt fellow Caucsoids.

Millennial Caucasoids must STAND in “deference” and “solidarity.”  Leftist Caucasoids must do so by wrote and training.

Tweet From WaziMillennials are Leftists in training.  Forget about those Millennials sufficiently stupid to have served in the American military.  They’re missing limbs anyway and don’t deserve Leftist attention.

GOWP PushbackThere was a semblance of pushback, but it didn’t amount to much considering guilt hammered into Caucasoids by education.

Leftis GuiltThe Leftist Guilt didn’t stop.

Caucasoid & ProudBut imagine if Caucasoids declared certain streets to be theirs, under the title of “Caucasoid and Proud”?

GOWP Pushback BusinessYeah, I didn’t think so.

Black Brunch FemaleShe shows about as much interest in this stupid topic as I would.  Get me my entree or shut the fuck up and expect me to never come back to your business.

Limp White WomenAnd apparently limp East Coast Leftist White Women broke down everywhere in the face of a melanin count even remotely greater than theirs.  Tears all asunder.

This is BZ.  Yes, I would eat as you “named off” your “dead roll.”  Try naming off the dead Americans who gave their lives for you in World War II.

Black Brunch Caucasoids EatOh yeah, right, that doesn’t count.  More Evil Dead Caucasoids.

White RacisimTo Leftists: you’re nothing but a do-nothing Leftist suck-up on US gubmint welfare.  You produce nothing and you mean nothing.

The Logical Extension: so-called “Black Brunch” produces nothing and means nothing.

BZ

 

Next for drought-struck Fornicalia: daily rationing per household?

California Drought TillingFrom the San Gabriel Valley Tribune:

Daily water allocation could be the next California drought strategy

by Steve Scauzillo

You probably know your Social Security number, your driver’s license number and perhaps the latest wrinkle in mattress marketing, your sleep number.

But do you know your drought number?

The latter represents the amount of water you are allowed to use per day. If you don’t know it, you probably should. Not knowing could cost you money. As California’s severe drought moves into a fourth year, state and local water agencies are working on something called “allocation-based rate structures,” a kind of precursor to water rationing that’s all the rage in Sacramento and in some areas such as Santa Cruz, Irvine and Santa Monica.

Here’s how it works: Your local water company, special district or city assigns you and your household a number in gallons — a daily water allocation. Usually, one number applies to maximum indoor water use, i.e. showers, kitchen and bathroom faucets, dishwashers, clothes washers, etc., and an extra allocation is assigned for outdoor use such as lawn irrigation.

Toilet manufacturers wishing to sell product in the US have already been required to create fixtures that went from 3.5 gallons per flush, to 1.6 gallons.  In 1992, President GHW Bush signed the law which mandated the current 1.6 gallon flush maximum.

One throne issue:

In 2011, the San Francisco Chronicle reported that, while low-flow toilets are estimated to have saved the city of San Francisco 20 million gallons of water per year, the reduction in water volume has caused waste sludge to back up in the city sewer pipes that were designed expecting a higher ratio of water to solids. The city is attempting to solve this by adding chlorine bleach to the pipes, a proposal that has raised environmental objections.[4] In house drain system design, smaller diameter drain pipes are being used to improve flow by forcing waste to run higher in the pipe and therefore have less tendency to settle along the pipe.

To continue from the SGVT:

While some call it a more equal way to meter out mandatory water conservation, others call it social engineering. Some say the idea simply will not work. 

True, laws instituted rarely if ever are repealed.  That is the nature of government.  And yes, the nature of social engineering as well.

After the new numbers are crunched, the state board could order the local agencies to implement stronger water-use regulations, such as banning all watering of lawns and all decorative fountains, she said.

Eastern Municipal Water District, which covers communities in the Inland Empire from Riverside to Hemet, has enacted a Stage  2 drought plan. Each single-family household with three residents gets 60 gallons per person per day. An outdoor allocation is provided based on whether a house has a pool or turf or both. Any household going over the total allocation will be charged an “excessive rate,” according to the plan.

What might that rate be, pray tell?  No one either knows, or will say.  Except:

Making water hogs pay a top-tier rate is another trend gaining popularity among water agencies.

For example, Irvine charges a “wasteful” rate of $12.60 per hundred cubic feet, well above the $1.34 base rate.

Just how onerous will this be?  Will it make people think long and hard as to when to flush their toilet?  Will Fornicalians in a multi-bathroom household decide to designate one toilet for urine, and one toilet for fecal waste?  The toilet for urine may tolerate multiple pissings and one or two flushes per day, depending on the number of persons in the household.  The toilet for fecal material will mandate more frequent flushes, cost-dependent.

It all depends on if you don’t care about a yellow toilet bowl, or one already occupied by a prior person’s feces.

In the meantime, as your lawn in Beverly Hills dies (or doesn’t, depending on your “shizzle” with the Beverly Hills Public Works manager), true Fornicalian middle class taxpayers continue to shoulder the burden for ILLEGALS who CONTINUE to demand infrastructure usage that we can no longer afford in many ways.

These are illegals that bald and elder Governor Jerry Brown insists on inviting — no, demanding — into Fornicalia.  Though lawful and abiding taxpayers cannot afford them on a budgetary level or an infrastructure level.

Here are the facts: farming uses roughly 80% of the water allocations in Fornicalia, because Fornicalia is still the literal breadbasket to the rest of the state, the nation and to parts of the world.  Fornicalia produces almost 70 percent of the country’s top 25 fruits, nuts, and vegetables.  Literally and figuratively.  You suss that last sentence out.

The bulk of Fornicalia’s water comes from the eastern Sierra Nevada Mountain snowpack per winter.  One of the reasons I live up here; I get my water before you in the flatlands do. And I know where to get more.

However, logically, a bad seasonal snowpack equals a poor water year for the flatlands.

But here’s the simultaneous hypocrisy and schadenfreude: elder Fornicalia Governor Jerry Brown must now deal with the issue of having made no attempts whatsoever, as junior governor, to improve any portion of Fornicalia’s infrastructure — to include the creation of new dams or reservoirs — because of his Leftist ideology.

He possessed the opportunity, for example, to approve the Auburn Dam, which would have created another 900 million + acre-feet of water available for thirsty residents downstream.  That equates, in my mind, to a man-made drought ahead of its time.

Brown's Chauffeured Satellite, 1974Yet, whilst he was swiving Linda Rondstadt in his lofty downtown Sacramento apartment directly across the street from the capital and having his “plain wrapped” motor pool 1974 Plymouth Satellite chauffeured (which acquired roughly 16 mpg with its 383 CID engine, as he eschewed the former governor’s Cadillac limousine with its concomitant terrible 13 mpg, and translated into nothing more than Leftist “smoke and mirrors” for the ignorant amongst Fornicalia voters) to various points, Brown not only accomplished nothing, but pointedly refused to expand Fornicalia freeways and infrastructure projects.

Coming back to haunt you, Edmund Gerald Brown, Jr.?

Because of water (please see Marc Reisner’s book “Cadillac Desert,” and hearken to the underlying theme of the classic 1974 Polanski film “Chinatown”), southern Fornicalia administrators in particular were and are able to turn arid desert into fecund and productive land.

Water issues coming back to haunt you, Edmund Gerald Brown, Jr.?

I cry crocodile tears.  You made your bed and those who don’t recognize that bed are your immediate ignorant voting base — which is why you embrace more voters who can’t even understand the English language.

BZ

 

Fornicalia makes a “budget whoopsie” of $31.7 BILLION DOLLARS

Jerry Brown & John ChiangGovernor Jerry Brown and Controller John Chiang

From my local paper, the SacramentoBee.com:

Audit: State Controller’s Office accounting riddled with errors

Read more here: http://www.sacbee.com/2014/05/29/6442109/audit-state-controllers-office.html#storylink=cpy

by John Ortiz

State Controller John Chiang’s office has understated liabilities, miscalculated debt payments and, in one instance, made a data-entry error that added three additional zeros to a revenue figure, changing the figure from millions of dollars to billions of dollars.

Meaning: those tasked with ensuring Fornicalia’s cash is well cared for — in this ultimate case, John Chiang, who is the state controller — have frakked up to the Nth degree.  In other words, to the tune of $31.7 billion dollars.  Yes.  With a B.

That’s like saying, in your checkbook, your spouse somehow “misplaced” $31,000.  Where did it go? you ask.  Wouldn’t you want to find out?  Wouldn’t you be concerned?  Wouldn’t you want to ensure that didn’t reoccur?  And wouldn’t you be just a tad upset?

Further: controller John Chiang is running for State Treasurer.  Fornicalia’s election is today.

A summary of the “mistakes”:

  • Understating some federal trust fund revenues and expenditures by $7.7 billion.
  • Overstating state general fund assets and revenues by $653 million.
  • A reporting error that understated a public building construction fund by $9.1 billion.
  • Overstating by $8 billion the California State University system’s bond debt.
  • Posting a deferred tax-revenue figure as $6.2 billion when it was actually $6.2 million.

Those mistakes and others were so glaring, auditors said, that they should have been caught.

Jeff Dunetz at TruthRevolt.org has a great article about the situation as well.

This is just one audit, ladies and gentlemen.  A “general overview” if you will.

As a state taxpayer, I demand here and now that a detailed audit be made of EVERY department in the State of Fornicalia, involving every Secretary, every Division head, every Branch Chief.  And making the Governor ultimately responsible.

In my opinion, $31.7 BILLION DOLLARS would be a drop in the proverbial bucket in terms of dollars wasted and pissed away by persons in the State of Fornicalia, much less money simply “misplaced” as in this event.

Heads must roll, Secretaries, budget coordinators, Division heads and Branch Chiefs must be fired and severed from their potential pensions.

This is only the tip of the iceberg.

Blood must flow.

BZ